Who are you voting for in the Texas L...
Elections 2014

Who are you voting for in the Texas Lieutenant Governor race?

Created by Topix Polls on Oct 17, 2014

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GREEN Chandrakantha Courtney

R Dan Patrick

D Leticia Van de Putte

LIBERTARIAN Robert Butler

pearsall citizen

United States

#1 Oct 18, 2014
Leticia has always championed education for our kids, not like Dan Patrick who has repeatedly voted to cut education. His views our down right crazy, he's a teabagger !!!
Demosuck

Midlothian, TX

#2 Oct 18, 2014
Viva Dan Patrick!!!!
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#3 Oct 18, 2014
I don't even know who the hell is running in this race, but it doesn't matter. In the main even, I plan to vote for Wendy because her plan makes common sense to me. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. Itís unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls wonít have sex. I had my first piece of ass at age 14 and couldnít get enough after that. I began to look for any fanny I could find to tap. If we donít buy the pills for the girls, weíll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee Ė do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front or hundreds of dollars to kill it after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school? Vote Wendy and everyone will be happy.
Elise Gingerich

Wylie, TX

#4 Oct 18, 2014
you know what, JW Russell?? I have given up on having sex, at 42, now,(in reverse it's 24!) because sex really isn't That interesting to me, to begin with, and once you're done humping, what else is there, in life, anyways? more of the same tired stuff, as the day before that, and that, and that, and That! sex is just boring to me, at 42,(in reverse it's 24!) and when the humping is all done, that's that, and it's like: you might as well not even have bothered, having sex, to begin with, anyways, but that would require a real rewind button in this life, and I don't currently have access, to a real rewind button, in this life, to rewind button all the sucky sex, I've been having in this life, JW Russell! I ask myself: Why Even Bother Trying To Find Any Idiot, To Have Sex With, Even For One Night, honey? I'm just going to get humped and dumped, and I Don't like getting humped and dumped, so I ask myself again: Why Do I Even Bother Inviting Some Idiot, Over To My Place, or whatever, To Have Sex, To Begin With Anyways, Again??
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#5 Oct 18, 2014
Elise Gingerich wrote:
you know what, JW Russell?? I have given up on having sex, at 42, now,(in reverse it's 24!) because sex really isn't That interesting to me, to begin with, and once you're done humping, what else is there, in life, anyways? more of the same tired stuff, as the day before that, and that, and that, and That! sex is just boring to me, at 42,(in reverse it's 24!) and when the humping is all done, that's that, and it's like: you might as well not even have bothered, having sex, to begin with, anyways, but that would require a real rewind button in this life, and I don't currently have access, to a real rewind button, in this life, to rewind button all the sucky sex, I've been having in this life, JW Russell! I ask myself: Why Even Bother Trying To Find Any Idiot, To Have Sex With, Even For One Night, honey? I'm just going to get humped and dumped, and I Don't like getting humped and dumped, so I ask myself again: Why Do I Even Bother Inviting Some Idiot, Over To My Place, or whatever, To Have Sex, To Begin With Anyways, Again??
There's a lot more to humping that just the sex, including smoking together afterwards. Anyway, you might consider trying it with another woman, as her soft touch, warm lips and lightning quick tongue will give you sensations that you never dreamed of. Lots of women are turning to same sex relationships and reporting great sexual satisfaction. Plus, if you find a woman who's your size to do it with, you double your wardrobe! So don't give up on it just yet until you've tried it all.
Elise Gingerich

Wylie, TX

#6 Oct 18, 2014
no, that's ok, JW Russell, I'm Just Not Into Humping Right Now, anymore. I'm always tired, and other people are boring and uncaring, and hostile right now, so it seems That way, anyways, JW Russell! all of this societies uncaring, and hostile, and boring ways right now, have just killed my mood anyways, JW Russell! I'm just so tired, in this modern society, anymore. I'd rather do a six legged, bug, than a goofy human, right now! maybe that's just it, JW Russell: maybe I Need to do a six legged bug, than another goofy human, right now! maybe I should! go and find me a male bug, and find a way, for that male bug, to hump me crazy! yeah, I think I need a male bug, to go hump me crazy! I think it's time to go find me a male bug, to go have sex with! I'm tired of other humans now. it just seems like sometimes, other humans, are so boring, and I want something else now, because being with other humans, is just boring right now! same o, same o crap, with every idiot person, I get together with.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#7 Oct 20, 2014
Try sniffing flatus...buy some farts in a jar, or jar your own...i just farted again....
Elise Gingerich

Wylie, TX

#8 Oct 20, 2014
by the way, I am Not an internet spammer, I am very real, although I do not feel very real, or whatever.......I am about 5 foot 11, at about 195 pounds, I have dark brown hair, and dark brown eyes, and my boobs are at least a C cup, of Real fat filled boobs, from eating A lot of junk food, and Not from that artificial surgical procedure crap, unlike Some chicks, who feel the need, even These days, to get Their boobs, surgically BOOBERIZED!(BOOBERIZED?!?!) at least 5 foot 10, anyways, or whatever..........by the way: I quit wearing a bra, in my early twenties, or whatever, because bras are Too constricting, for my real fat filled boobs! oh, and my nipples are big pinkish nipples, by the way! no big deal though, my big pinkish nipples, are just skin, though! I also Don't wear underwear anymore, since my twenties, also! underwear is too constricting, for my big behind, or whatever..........
Gasman

Houston, TX

#9 Oct 21, 2014
I will fart now, again...
Elise Gingerich

Wylie, TX

#10 Oct 21, 2014
hey Gasman? can you sperm all over me, please? oh baby! yeah, right There! oh yeah, right there, baby! also Gasman: can you dress up like Moth Man, in fluffy Moth Man like stuff, and hump me horny, please, Gasman? and I'll dress up like Moth Chick, and we both can do the horny little Moth people horny sex thing, Gasman! there's just something about six legs, and fluffy moth fluffy stuff, that is just really Hot! you know what I mean, Gasman? yeah, those six legs, and that fluffy moth fluffy stuff, is just really Hot, Gasman! ooh yeah, baby! and I'll dress up like Moth Chick, and we can hump like horny bugs, for hours, or whatever.
Fossilfarts

United States

#11 Oct 21, 2014
Gasman wrote:
I will fart now, again...
I farted around 63 times today. Elise wants you to fart on her but be careful, she might be a fart hoarder
Elise Gingerich

Wylie, TX

#12 Oct 21, 2014
I am not a fart hoarder, Fossil farts. EW, yuck, farts! why don't you come to Greenville, Texas, even though my location shows me in Commerce, Texas now, because I got my computer majorly over hauled, less than a few weeks ago, because of COMPUTER PROBLEMS, mostly from my Evil Troll cyber bully, Producer Lindsay Show, who said they used to be some FRIEND of mine, many years ago, who Knew me, in Washington State, when I lived out in Washington State, many years ago, mostly, and hasn't left me alone since more than three years ago, and I guess my computer reset itself from the COMPUTER PROBLEM over haul, or whatever! come to Greenville, Texas, and say that to me in person, dude!?? are you a dude?? Fossil farts? I hate my Evil Troll cyber bully, Producer Lindsay Show! also: my computer was also showing me in Dallas, Texas, for a few days also, a few weeks ago, too.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#13 Oct 22, 2014
Fossilfarts wrote:
<quoted text>
I farted around 63 times today. Elise wants you to fart on her but be careful, she might be a fart hoarder
I know, all my fans want my farts...I just farted again...
why

Hondo, TX

#14 Oct 23, 2014
test
Fossilfarts

United States

#15 Oct 23, 2014
Farts
DeaconG

Austin, TX

#16 Oct 23, 2014
Wow look at all of the Liberals spouting nonsense. I am new to this thread but I am amused. Texas is never going to be a blue state. Deal with it or move.
Jose Reyes

El Paso, TX

#17 Oct 23, 2014
DeaconG wrote:
Wow look at all of the Liberals spouting nonsense. I am new to this thread but I am amused. Texas is never going to be a blue state. Deal with it or move.
I plan to vote for Wendy because her plan makes common sense to me. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. Itís unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls wonít have sex. I had my first piece of ass at age 14 and couldnít get enough after that. I began to look for any fanny I could find to tap. If we donít buy the pills for the girls, weíll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee Ė do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front or hundreds of dollars to kill it after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school? Vote Wendy and everyone will be happy.
Fossilfarts

United States

#18 Oct 23, 2014
And listen to more farts being released, I just farted again

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