Gasman

United States

#887 Aug 7, 2014
Who farted...

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#888 Aug 7, 2014
Gasman wrote:
Who farted...
xoxo did it. People who are intolerant of other people who don't think like them........they build up a lot of gas. When it blows you can smell it everywhere. I hope she don' t fart around those sick children she nurses. Her poor children will be very shocked when they realize that 10% of the population is gay. I am voting for a bi man as my govenor.....but he is a Democrat.Well he used to be a Republican. I don't care who he f#$ks.........as long as he can run the guvment. He keeps his sexual orientation to himself. His wife don't really care.........she wants to be First Lady. This is nothing new to many politicians. If you are not bisexual.......you cut your sex life in half. I don't care if he uses butt plugs are not.....it is none of my bizness!!!!!
wonder

United States

#889 Aug 7, 2014
That's how it goes
Gasman

United States

#890 Aug 8, 2014
Who farted.....
pcf2323

Corpus Christi, TX

#891 Aug 8, 2014
Does anybody now the number to the place?
Gasman

United States

#892 Aug 11, 2014
For farting?
Mayhew

El Paso, TX

#893 Aug 11, 2014
Gasman wrote:
For farting?
Do you ever let loose in someone's face or do you try to be more discrete about it? And do you immediately fess up when you break wind or do you try to act nonchalant and deny it?
Gasman

United States

#894 Aug 11, 2014
1. Never fart in someone face for free. Fart in a jar and sell it to them for $1.62

2. I deny all farts and watch people sniff around to see who cut it.
curious

San Antonio, TX

#895 Aug 12, 2014
Who is Edward Lindsay?
Jose Reyes

El Paso, TX

#896 Aug 12, 2014
curious wrote:
Who is Edward Lindsay?
I think he's the guy who was in the news for losing his mud at the end of a marathon. He was doing really well until the last few yards when his knees began to buckle and he ended up crapping all over himself and the finish line. There's a video of it on You Tube if you are interested.
Gasman

United States

#897 Aug 14, 2014
He was the guy who built the fart rocket to go to Mars and sold tickets for rides...I farted to the moon last week...

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#898 Aug 16, 2014
Gasman wrote:
He was the guy who built the fart rocket to go to Mars and sold tickets for rides...I farted to the moon last week...
So that is what caused Super Moon last week. I knew there was a reason for it.
dems

Hondo, TX

#899 Aug 16, 2014
dems all the way
Gasman

United States

#901 Aug 18, 2014
Agree, dem farts are great...cutting one now...
Wow Wee

Dallas, TX

#902 Aug 24, 2014
Bingo!
Gasman

United States

#903 Aug 25, 2014
Yahtzee farts...

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#904 Aug 25, 2014
Gasman wrote:
Yahtzee farts...
howdy Gasman and the other real people here. You get a pass because you are funny. I live next to a Catholic Church that has Bingo weekly. I am not at that point yet!!!!!!!...I have to man the PUFMM phone this afternoon.......hmmmmmmm...I have to "woman" the phones..........even us old feminist make mistakes. It will be Hillary - Castro against Jeb B and Marco in 2016. The hispanics will run this race for sure. It makes me believe my half Puerto Rican grandson could be president someday. Or maybe even my granddaughter. After the November vote which we will WIN.......I am going to just sit back and watch the fun..........of 2016. Howdy to xoxo and defiant1 also. Seeya later gators!
Gasman

United States

#905 Aug 25, 2014
Farting during bingo is only permitted if you release the farts during the cage spinning of the balls...and not the ones on your chin....I just farted again...
2014 voter

Lytle, TX

#906 Sep 7, 2014
Definitely a female.
That Fart Guy

Katy, TX

#907 Sep 7, 2014
Definitely farting

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