Does This Look Infected? Does This Sm...

Does This Look Infected? Does This Smell Funny? And Other Difficult Questions.

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Humor Troll

Cantonment, FL

#1 Nov 19, 2012
I mean, it's really red & itchy.

I can't tell about this- my hay fever is acting up, and I'm all stuffy.

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#2 Nov 20, 2012
Does this taste bad?

Back when I was a teenager I worked in an office this guy came in and wanted me to look at his toe that had gang green ;/ told him I cldnt I had a weak stomach be insisted I was scarred for life.
Great Questions

Cantonment, FL

#3 Nov 21, 2012
He didn't ask you to suck it, did he?!
wandafoxx wrote:
Does this taste bad?
Back when I was a teenager I worked in an office this guy came in and wanted me to look at his toe that had gang green ;/ told him I cldnt I had a weak stomach be insisted I was scarred for life.
Sounds like workplace harassment to me!

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#4 Nov 21, 2012
I shld file a comp claim for PTSD :)
REAL Answers

Cantonment, FL

#5 Nov 21, 2012
You think he eventually had to have it amputated?
wandafoxx wrote:
I shld file a comp claim for PTSD :)
I wonder if he stuck it in a jar of formaldehyde to keep on his shelf to show his "dates".
ah ha

Madisonville, KY

#6 Nov 22, 2012
akward conversation starters?....

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#8 Nov 22, 2012
REAL Answers wrote:
You think he eventually had to have it amputated?<quoted text>
I wonder if he stuck it in a jar of formaldehyde to keep on his shelf to show his "dates".
He was married ewww can you imagine sleeping next to the toe. Yuck
Funny Remarks and Stuff

Cantonment, FL

#10 Nov 22, 2012
Married & asking a young lady to check out his gangrenous toe?! What a freak!
wandafoxx wrote:
<quoted text>
He was married ewww can you imagine sleeping next to the toe. Yuck
No. I do NOT want to imagine that. Or even entertain a mental image of someone ELSE sleeping next to that toe. Not even if it was wrapped up in a black plastic bag that was decorated with lace & silk flowers. And sprayed with Chanel #6.

Now I have to do something to get rid of the image of a black plastic bag beflowered & perfumed lurking underneath bedcovers, hiding a large fugly smelly rotten toe out of my head.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#12 Nov 22, 2012
Think about turkey turkey turkey or maybe pumpkin pie. Anything but that damn toe.
Funny Remarks and Stuff

Cantonment, FL

#13 Nov 23, 2012
Yeah, that seemed to be doing it, until the leftovers ran out!!
wandafoxx wrote:
Think about turkey turkey turkey or maybe pumpkin pie. Anything but that damn toe.
Hope you all had a nice safe holiday.

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#14 Nov 24, 2012
Ate too much then it was my annual cleaning and decorating blah today its raking leaves, once I convince my butt to get up.

Hope your well good as well and I still have leftovers gonna make Turkey salad today yummy
Kelley

White Plains, KY

#15 Nov 24, 2012
wandafoxx wrote:
Ate too much then it was my annual cleaning and decorating blah today its raking leaves, once I convince my butt to get up.
Hope your well good as well and I still have leftovers gonna make Turkey salad today yummy
This is Bashful! Happy Holidays! Slow down, you work too hard!!!
One and a Half Wise Guys

Cantonment, FL

#16 Nov 24, 2012
Been helping my nephew construct a "floating deck" on the front of his place since T-day. He says it's the most work he's done during a long weekend outside the shop since--- well, maybe Christmas of LAST year!

His wife made some excellent ham&cheese melts on yeast buns from her leftovers while we watched Gators vs. Seminoles, after the sun went down and it got too chilly to work any longer.
wandafoxx wrote:
Ate too much then it was my annual cleaning and decorating blah today its raking leaves, once I convince my butt to get up.
Hope your well good as well and I still have leftovers gonna make Turkey salad today yummy
S'posed to be below freezing here tonight, which is weird, as nice as it's been the last week or so. We could USE some rain about now.

Since: Aug 12

Pineville, KY

#17 Nov 25, 2012
I do not like cold weather :( but its here and I will deal.

Bashful today is my day of rest :) lazy lazy day today :) then back to hell tomorrow
Ancient Chinese Secret

Cantonment, FL

#18 Nov 25, 2012
Herr onry state of mind!
wandafoxx wrote:
I do not like cold weather :( but its here and I will deal.
Bashful today is my day of rest :) lazy lazy day today :) then back to hell tomorrow
Maybe herrp keep you walm!

heh heh heh!

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