Cheetah

Barnesville, OH

#26 Jul 29, 2010
Chinquapin wrote:
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First, I am sorry to hear of your health problems. I hope your back pain resolves and that you have a healthy baby.
Second, SHAME ON YOU for looking for a way "around the system." You do know that you would be breaking the law, don't you?
Finally, tell your fiance to get off his butt and find a second job. Your baby is his responsibility as much as yours, and he needs to BE A MAN and go the extra mile to get his family past this temporary rough spot.
Finally (part two), hang in there with your schooling. You need to be prepared for whatever life brings you, and education is crucial.
MOST PEOPLE GET FOOD STAMPS BY "LYING". IF YOU CAN LIE AND IT NOT KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT, THEN YOU GOT IT MADE. THAT IS THEY WAY TO SURVIVE IN TODAY'S WORLD. DON'T GET MARRIED. JUST HAVE BABIES, LET YOUR BOYFRIEND LIVE WITH YOU BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY. JUST YOU AND THE KIDS TRYING TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN AND YOU CAN LIVE VERY COMFORTABLY. IT IS SAD, BUT IT IS TRUE. PEOPLE ARE LYING AND CHEATING THE SYSTEM EVERY SINGLE DAY. ME, I HAVE TO WORK. BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO LIE. THERE IS A JUDGMENT DAY COMING AND I REFUSE TO GO TO HELL FOR SOME FOOD STAMPS.
Yeah Right

Natchitoches, LA

#27 Jul 29, 2010
Cheetah wrote:
<quoted text>
MOST PEOPLE GET FOOD STAMPS BY "LYING". IF YOU CAN LIE AND IT NOT KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT, THEN YOU GOT IT MADE. THAT IS THEY WAY TO SURVIVE IN TODAY'S WORLD. DON'T GET MARRIED. JUST HAVE BABIES, LET YOUR BOYFRIEND LIVE WITH YOU BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY. JUST YOU AND THE KIDS TRYING TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN AND YOU CAN LIVE VERY COMFORTABLY. IT IS SAD, BUT IT IS TRUE. PEOPLE ARE LYING AND CHEATING THE SYSTEM EVERY SINGLE DAY. ME, I HAVE TO WORK. BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO LIE. THERE IS A JUDGMENT DAY COMING AND I REFUSE TO GO TO HELL FOR SOME FOOD STAMPS.
I am sure God cares about a lot more things than lying about foodstamps. What's the difference between a lying about that and lying about anything else. I am sure you have sinned too and I am very doubtful anyone will be sent to hell over foodstamps. There are for more worse sins being committed every day. So, unless you are completely sin free you will be right next to her roasting in the pits of hell. Good luck though.
Jim

Irving, TX

#28 Jul 29, 2010
white lies are not that bad because they're... well, white.

lying about foodstamps will get you eternal damnation because the folks telling those lies are affecting EVERY SINGLE TAXPAYER AND OUR ENTIRE ECONOMIC STRUCTURE! oh, and blacks are the ones telling them so of course they're going to hell.
Jims Wife

Natchitoches, LA

#29 Jul 29, 2010
Honey you are black so stop dogging your own kind... Can you believe I married this guy?
Papo

Bronx, NY

#30 Sep 9, 2010
Hey F&!k it, everyone is cheating the system so imma do it too. Cheat the system so u have more money to spend on u and ur family.
Yeah

United States

#31 Sep 14, 2010
The thing is thought what is she going to do when she adds the baby to the case, and they ask for a birth certificate and see the "room mate" listed as the father as her child.
Me Too

Russellville, AR

#32 Sep 14, 2010
i dont know wrote:
you and his income must not exceed a certain income level. i live with my fiance and he is on my foodstamp case. i get about 526 a month.
Very interesting!
IDONOTGETIT

Robeline, LA

#33 Sep 14, 2010
Curious wrote:
I have a question out there for the women who have done this. Currently I am living here in LA and I receive medicaid as well as foodstamps. I receive these benefits because I am in school and used to have a part time job, but was unfortunately laid off. I am about 5 months pregnant right now and am on the verge of relocating to a different state with my fiance. I have worked thus far into my pregnancy but because of the extreme back pain I will not have a job. Although I do plan on going back to work part time 6 wks after the baby is born.
My fiance makes about 515 dollars a week and according to the state we will be living in, we will not be eligible for foodstamps. I am tempted to put that I live with a room mate but at the same time I am sure the foodstamp office will ask how I am
making ends meet and I will not have an answer as I dont have any income, but I do have some savings.
My question is how can I live w/ my fiance and still receive benefits. I know there has to be some other kind of way around the system.
are you still going to school?
Response

Robeline, LA

#34 Sep 14, 2010
I live in my Mom's basement with my 12 year old Thai boy-servant Chung Nguyen. I pay little Chung $5.00 a week for servicing ALL my needs. This $5.00 comes out of the $20.00 my Mom gives me each week for polishing the corns on her feet. If me and Chung apply for these benefits how do I declare his income?

Thank you and serious replies only.
Pittsburgh

Irving, TX

#35 Sep 14, 2010
That's a very good question, my friend. As I too have young boys living in my toolshed/meth lab whom I pay for certain services rendered, hopefully I can steer you in the right direction.

My boys are Guatemalan, but it doesn't really matter because I'm assuming your Thai-boy is also an undocumented laborer like mine are. I can also safely assume that you do not claim him on your tax returns, nor do you withhold social security from his weekly wages.

What you need to do is factor the $5 into the $20 that your mom pays you, i.e. claim a $25 weekly salary from her instead of the $20. This adjusted income shouldn't bump you up into a higher tax bracket and therefore you'd still qualify for foodstamps and other gov't handouts.

Now, to get an increased amount of gov't goodies per month what you'll have to do is have one of your FBI buddies create a false identity for little Chung as your little brother. Have your mom include him as a legal dependant and watch the freebies flow in like those golden showers you so adore!
HA HA

Shreveport, LA

#36 Sep 24, 2010
you can tell them that you are living with a friend right now. you apply and tell them that you purchase food separately. yes there is a way to beat the system
Response

Natchitoches, LA

#37 Sep 24, 2010
Pittsburgh wrote:
That's a very good question, my friend. As I too have young boys living in my toolshed/meth lab whom I pay for certain services rendered, hopefully I can steer you in the right direction.
My boys are Guatemalan, but it doesn't really matter because I'm assuming your Thai-boy is also an undocumented laborer like mine are. I can also safely assume that you do not claim him on your tax returns, nor do you withhold social security from his weekly wages.
What you need to do is factor the $5 into the $20 that your mom pays you, i.e. claim a $25 weekly salary from her instead of the $20. This adjusted income shouldn't bump you up into a higher tax bracket and therefore you'd still qualify for foodstamps and other gov't handouts.
Now, to get an increased amount of gov't goodies per month what you'll have to do is have one of your FBI buddies create a false identity for little Chung as your little brother. Have your mom include him as a legal dependant and watch the freebies flow in like those golden showers you so adore!
Pitts,

Thanks for the advice. As you may have heard, the INS came and took little Chung away thus rendering the situation moot. I may be interested in procuring the services of one of your Guatemalans however. I will be at The Flying J Truckstop in Natchez MS tonight from 12:00am-4:00am. Stop by and ask the attendant for Seafarth; they will direct you to the proper stall in The Men's Room.
who cares

Leesville, SC

#38 Apr 4, 2011
It's the people that REALLY need help that can't get it, and then the stupid fu*king low lifes that sit on there as*es that cheat the goverment and live with there boyfriends that beat them and are mean to there children, let there children go off all the time, people that don't give a crap about there child and never wants or has them that get this stuff! Which is bs...the goverment should reall buckle down on this and investagate!
screw you

Hot Springs National Park, AR

#39 Apr 5, 2011
screw you blood sucking leach! welfare and public assistance should be brought down! get rid of it completely! do for yourselves or starve!
I am a father of 3 and a single parent and have been living on $95.00 a week for the last 1 1/2 and I am doing it without any form of welfare, public assistance or child support! over 500 a week my family could live like a king! It is people like you that's proves the system needs to be nuked!
Bob

United States

#40 Apr 5, 2011
Wow! There are alot of struggling people in this country. Fortunetly looks like there is enough hate and racism to go around.
IRS

Natchitoches, LA

#41 Apr 5, 2011
they system ain't working because it was
made for HONEST people!
Tired of The Bull

Satellite Provider

#42 Apr 5, 2011
Wow!
Comanche 37 STEELE

Many, LA

#43 Apr 5, 2011
HOW????

A can of shoe polish and Mo kids!
Houston Tx

Robeline, LA

#44 Apr 5, 2011
Hi, I'm Houston and I love sleeping with my Daughter all the time. I get freaky with her at night, I sneak into her room and BAM!!!!!
Comanche 37 STEELE

Goldonna, LA

#45 Apr 6, 2011
Houston Tx wrote:
Hi, I'm Houston and I love sleeping with my Daughter all the time. I get freaky with her at night, I sneak into her room and BAM!!!!!
... i thought you where nolafool!

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