Life Without Black People

Life Without Black People

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Taiwanna Anthony

Washington, DC

#1 Apr 7, 2010
Life Without Black People



Life Without Black People

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.

'At last', they said,'no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.'

All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The 'NEW AMERICA' is not America at all - only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man,
invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5.. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper..

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the
Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9... When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis
Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern, and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door - barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board, and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator...

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said,'by the time we leave for work, millions of Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks.'

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.



MopThis

Poplarville, MS

#2 Apr 7, 2010
Thank Heavens for the black man...

whites would have NEVER figured any of that out on their own.

if blacks are so intelligent, why are they destroying themselves, their neighborhood, & this country?
big boy

Houston, TX

#3 Apr 7, 2010
you are soo right, but forgot they invented rap, crack, sagging pants, drive bys, car jacking, etc.
you see there is good and bad on both sides.
i am not racist, but when you begin with:A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans. you lost me, you see if you keep stirring sh*t, it will continue to stink!
big boy

Houston, TX

#4 Apr 7, 2010
http://www.netwellness.org/healthtopics/domes...
Statistics on Violence by Race and Gender
In 1997, 4 out of 5 deaths by homicide and legal intervention were male, and 6 out of 7 were African Americans.1

The number of African Americans who died from injury by firearms in 1997 was 24.7 per 100,000, as opposed to 10.5 per 100,000 for whites. 1

The number of African American males who died from injury by firearms in 1997 was 46.1 per 100,000 (18.1 per 100,000 for white males).1

For males age 15-24, 119.9 per 100,000 African Americans and 24.8 per 100,000 whites died from injury by firearms.1

The number of African American suicides in 1997 was 3.6 per 100,000, as opposed to 7.2 per 100,000 whites.1

Life expectancy for white males was 7.1 years longer than for African American males in 1997 due to an advantage in the areas of heart disease, cancer, homicide, HIV infection and perinatal conditions. However, suicide and Alzheimers, killed more white males than African American males.

Since: Apr 10

Washington, DC

#5 Apr 7, 2010
By no means am I a racist. I like all people until you give me a reason not to like them. Ignorance doesn't have a face or a color. Values and morals begins in the home. We have choices - - it depends on you and what choice you will make - - that will determine your path or destiny. Crime is a anybody crime - - it doesn't posses a race or a color. Change has to start some where.
big bitch

Natchitoches, LA

#6 Apr 7, 2010
i am white and have a black fiance...if it wasnt 4 him i probably b off somewhere doin stuff i probably shouldnt be doin and n lots of trouble...he doesnt say his pants or act like he just aint got no damn manners. he makes his money the honest way and takes damn good care of me...and would give someone the shirt off his back... why do people always judge blacks...their not all the same but people judge them bc of their color and thats just stupid if u ask me...slave days have been over 4 a long time now...people need to accept it and quit bein so racist...dont judge no one bc one day we will all be judged and god loves everyone...blacks too!!
Fisheries Biologist

Bossier City, LA

#7 Apr 7, 2010
Tiawanna, some of your basis on your inventions are very far off base and unfounded. 99% of these "black" inventions are nothing more than a additive to an earlier invention by the "white" man. Had not electricity already been harnesses and improved by B.Franklin, half of your "black" inventions would have never worked because they needed electricity to do so. The comb, was invented by the native american indians by use of fish backbones, just because a "black" made one of plastic or whatever doesn't qualify. Secondly your a POS as you played your trump card in the first sentence as all crops were "slave supported". So do not be so impressed with your self because any "white" person that reads this sees through it.
Fisheries Biologist

Bossier City, LA

#8 Apr 7, 2010
Hey Tiawanna, here's one for ya and i could go on and on!!! Google "invention of the lawn mower", it ain't your brother John Burr........
The first patent for a mechanical lawn mower described as a "Machine for mowing lawns, etc." was granted on August 31, 1830 to engineer, Edwin Beard Budding (1795-1846) from Stroud, Gloucestershire, England.
Fisheries Biologist

Bossier City, LA

#9 Apr 7, 2010
Tiawanna, Ya bro Louis Lattimer did not do the electric lamp either, try this one agian found on google..........sorry a white dude did..... Electric lamp was first invented in 1880 by Thomas Alwa Edison.... Thomas Alwa Edison in 1879 America the inventer of electric lamp....
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west bloomfield

Natchitoches, LA

#10 Apr 7, 2010
big boy wrote:
you are soo right, but forgot they invented rap, crack, sagging pants, drive bys, car jacking, etc.
you see there is good and bad on both sides.
i am not racist, but when you begin with:A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans. you lost me, you see if you keep stirring sh*t, it will continue to stink!
Whoa Big Boy---- drive bys--what about the Al Capone era, carjacking, same era, during prohibition and during Jimma Hoffa days also. crack?? had help from white America and Columbia.
Victimized by whitey

Natchitoches, LA

#11 Apr 7, 2010
I is black and I hates it. I know I am the ruin of america but hey I was not born white like i wanted. I know all blacks wish they were white but it just aint gonna happen so we will stay mad about it and shoot each other, White girls who date black men are nasty or fat and no white man would have them so I guess truth be told they are black already. Once you go black you CAN't go back because no white man will have you.
big boy

Houston, TX

#12 Apr 7, 2010
west bloomfield wrote:
<quoted text>Whoa Big Boy---- drive bys--what about the Al Capone era, carjacking, same era, during prohibition and during Jimma Hoffa days also. crack?? had help from white America and Columbia.
ok, what about sagging pants, gangsta rap and car jacking?
and callin' their women biotches?
and not stickin' around to raise their kids?
better black

Natchitoches, LA

#13 Apr 7, 2010
Victimized by whitey wrote:
I is black and I hates it. I know I am the ruin of america but hey I was not born white like i wanted. I know all blacks wish they were white but it just aint gonna happen so we will stay mad about it and shoot each other, White girls who date black men are nasty or fat and no white man would have them so I guess truth be told they are black already. Once you go black you CAN't go back because no white man will have you.
the reason yall white lady dont want yall white men cause your poles are to small and you dont no how to use it like a black man they got it all good lovin.

“I'm here”

Since: Jan 08

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#14 Apr 7, 2010
Taiwanna Anthony wrote:
By no means am I a racist. I like all people until you give me a reason not to like them. Ignorance doesn't have a face or a color. Values and morals begins in the home. We have choices -- it depends on you and what choice you will make -- that will determine your path or destiny. Crime is a anybody crime -- it doesn't posses a race or a color. Change has to start some where.
I enjoyed the reading, where did you get it from. I thought it was very interesting.

“I'm here”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#15 Apr 7, 2010
Elijah McCoy (18431929) invented an oil-dripping cup for trains.
Lewis Latimer (18481928) invented an important part of the light bulb the carbon filament.
Jan Ernst Matzeliger (18521889) invented a shoemaking machine that increased shoemaking speed by 900%!
Granville T. Woods (18561910) invented a train-to-station communication system
Granville T. Woods (18561910) invented a train-to-station communication system
Granville T. Woods (18561910) invented a train-to-station communication system
Garrett Morgan (18771963) invented the gas mask.
Otis Boykin (19201982) invented the electronic control devices for guided missiles, IBM computers, and the pacemaker.
Dr. Patricia. E. Bath (1949) invented a method of eye surgery that has helped many blind people to see.
Lonnie G. Johnson (1949) invented the world-famous watergun, the Supersoaker
Have a Coke and a smile

Atlanta, GA

#16 Apr 7, 2010
I want to salute Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, creator of the greatest epic fail pick-up line in American History.

As remembered by co-worker Anita Hill:

"Thomas was drinking a Coke in his office, he got up from the table at which we were working, went over to his desk to get the Coke, looked at the can and asked, "Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?"

Congratulations Clarence!
kkj

Natchitoches, LA

#17 Apr 7, 2010
Victimized by whitey wrote:
I is black and I hates it. I know I am the ruin of america but hey I was not born white like i wanted. I know all blacks wish they were white but it just aint gonna happen so we will stay mad about it and shoot each other, White girls who date black men are nasty or fat and no white man would have them so I guess truth be told they are black already. Once you go black you CAN't go back because no white man will have you.
You just wish that you were black ,you don't know how to think black grow up and get a life. you sound like a fool.A nd stop trying to put people down, color is only skin deep.Who fooled you?
The Truth

United States

#18 Apr 7, 2010
I am a beautiful black woman that can basically have any black or WHITE man I want. I love my brown complexion, long black hair, pretty skin, but most of ALL I love my attitude, my love for people of any race, my God that created his son Jesus in forgiving foolish, ignorant people like you racist on here, IF you come to him and repent. You can't walk and be more like Jesus with hate in your heart. What makes you think white people are so much better than blacks? I bet any of you racist on here would go tell any black person that to their faces, you know why, because your scary, dirty, uneducated cowards! Grow up and gain some self esteem. You white racist aren't going to make me think all white people are the same because I have a lot of true, faithful white friends that loves me and I love them. Their isnt anyone in this world just alike!
Oh Lordy

Spring, TX

#19 Apr 7, 2010
The Truth wrote:
I am a beautiful black woman that can basically have any black or WHITE man I want...
My heart goes out to you- because I believe you to be genuine and sincere in your post. However, you have NO idea how big that can of worms you just opened up with THAT statement is! Good luck defending yourself against the rasist trash like Jim, The Man, Pitts, etc...
The Truth

United States

#20 Apr 7, 2010
To Oh Lordy
I'm not afraid to speak and it doesn't bother me because they don't like blacks, but I think God gives us all so many chances and warnings that are do obvious but yet we overlook them leaning on our on intelligence when all we have to do is depend on God and let him guide us through. These racist have so man warnings right now, I've done my duty to tell them right from wrong so it's not on me any more. I'm not the most righteous person in the world but I know I don't have any hate in my heart. They can say what they want. I bet they want say it to my face or any other black person, as a matter of fact, I dare them to take it to God and ask him about it and guide them in the right direction of this matter. You can't go wrong that way! There have been sooooo many white men that's racist and some really interested try to talk to me. I have dated white men. Race isn't a issue for me, but i figure out the ones that just want to say they dated a black girl, had sex with one, or try to make her feel like trash when they and we really know the tremendous amount of beauty, power, brains, skills, and sexing we have!!! And yes I sexing. Just because I said that doesn't make me a whore but human.

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