How women can make lots of money
Posted in the Nashville Forum
#1 Dec 7, 2012
Hello my dear ladies,
For past some time I have been inundated by emails soaked in tears, letters written in menstrual blood, phones calls from mothers drunk on expensive booze bought off the alimony/child custody money, women knocking on me door at midnight asking for tips and tricks to get by in these hard times when cowardly men are abandoning the honoured traditions of chivalry. So by popular demand I have been forced to publish the exact and precise steps of how to perform a perfect Rape Allegation Cha-Cha, showcased by several [female] rape "victims". Pay close attention, it goes like this -
Step 1 - Check if you have vagina [mandatory! if you have penis you are a pre-emptive rapist, stop reading, start preparing yourself for a jail sentence].
Step 2 - Ok, now you have felt yourself and found that you have a vagina [we the enilightened sisters call it - our yoni flower], next step is to migrate to India [if you are in India please skip this step, don't try to migrate to India, you are already there].
Step 3 - Find a man or men who are vulnerable, establish contact, if you want to flirt or assert your feminity please feel free to, bestow upon these lowly creatures your goddess smile and flash of your tits. Basically, reel him in. It should rather easy as most men live in hyper-sexualised, emotionally alienated state - thanks to the "modernity" and our yoni power!
3a - If you are a western woman, remember that all non-western men are well beneath your station and hence will literally give an arm and a leg to see your blinding white skin.
Step 4 - Next step is quite simple - concoct a story, we all little maestroes in our own rights in what I call the art of selective truth-telling I have no doubt that you will come up with a good one [please do share it with your sisters later on].
4a- No, you do not need proofs, although if you have sex with him/them the DNA from semen will work perfectly, most importantly remember you have the mighty yoni [vagina].
4b - Do not worry about the coherence of the story, the more incoherent and logically flawed it is, the better. After all, you are supposed to have suffered from a trauma, and as we all know [well not really] that the trauma victims' perception of reality becomes distorted due the rupture in their fabric of percieved reality wherein creating a wormhole from real to surreal.
Step 5 - now, scream - rape, Rape, RAPE, R.A.P.E.
That's it! Voila!!!
If you follow my simple Four-Step Rape-Allegation-Cha-Cha, you can earn alot of money, and as the wise ones said - diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Happy raping boys and men.
Yours Aunty FARA (FAlse Rape Allegation)
#2 Dec 8, 2012
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