synthetic urine work for dot physical

synthetic urine work for dot physical

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Mr P

United States

#1 Jan 23, 2014
I would like to try to get a job as a truck driver, but I don't have a couple of weeks to clean out.
Anybody have any success with synthetic?
Train Spotter

Owensboro, KY

#2 Jan 23, 2014
Mr P wrote:
I would like to try to get a job as a truck driver, but I don't have a couple of weeks to clean out.
Anybody have any success with synthetic?
I took one last month. I got one of my co workers to piss in a small bottle.(The same bottle that you get the synthetic in.) is that possible for you to do? Save yourself $30-$60.
Train Spotter

Owensboro, KY

#3 Jan 23, 2014
But to answer your question, I'd say yes, the synthetic would work. BUT...you know authentic, clean piss will work. Get some from someone you trust before you go
ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#4 Jan 23, 2014
Mr P wrote:
I would like to try to get a job as a truck driver, but I don't have a couple of weeks to clean out.
Anybody have any success with synthetic?
Are you going to quit or do you intend to drive a truck or big rig on the highway while under the influence? You're scum and need to be weeded out from the serious trucker! The American motorists don't need Cheech & Chong whizzing down the Interstates in a cloud of "smoke" !!!!
k mart

Louisville, KY

#5 Jan 23, 2014
Its kind of ironic that I was talking about this subject this morning. Even truck driving. Of course its embellished a little so its not that recognizable but pretty much the same subject. If I didn't know better I would think someone was posting my conversations on topic but what kind of stalker would be that sick? Lol
Mr P

Nashville, TN

#6 Jan 23, 2014
Hey trainspotter,

I appreciate the help. I will look into that. Hope you don't get called scum by anonymous pinheads too.

ThomasA,:
What a nice encouraging post. I was in Colorado last week. Legal.
Not driving. I bet you text and drive. I would rather ride with a stoner. Why ask a question of me if you aren't interested in the answer before you throw out a conclusion and namecalingl me scum. You drink? I don't.
ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#8 Jan 24, 2014
Mr P wrote:
Hey trainspotter,
I appreciate the help. I will look into that. Hope you don't get called scum by anonymous pinheads too.
ThomasA,:
What a nice encouraging post. I was in Colorado last week. Legal.
Not driving. I bet you text and drive. I would rather ride with a stoner. Why ask a question of me if you aren't interested in the answer before you throw out a conclusion and namecalingl me scum. You drink? I don't.
I stand by what I called you for even THINKING about driving a truck under the influence. The roads and interstates are far too crowded to have someone like you not in full control of their faculties regardless of how good YOU think YOU are. Pick another profession. Truck driving is NOT for your type!.
k mart

Louisville, KY

#9 Jan 24, 2014
ThomasA wrote:
<quoted text> I stand by what I called you for even THINKING about driving a truck under the influence. The roads and interstates are far too crowded to have someone like you not in full control of their faculties regardless of how good YOU think YOU are. Pick another profession. Truck driving is NOT for your type!.
I'm glad that you are a career advisor as well as a topix troll. Thank you for your advice. To think I was already planning my new career without consulting with you first. Guess I better go back to community college and learn to be an LPN. Lol
Website Operator

Greenville, SC

#10 Jan 24, 2014
k mart wrote:
<quoted text> I'm glad that you are a career advisor as well as a topix troll. Thank you for your advice. To think I was already planning my new career without consulting with you first. Guess I better go back to community college and learn to be an LPN. Lol
Better to be a Topix troll than a druggie or a guy named "K Mart". Moron.
Mr P

Nashville, TN

#11 Jan 24, 2014
Hey now
Let's see, Website Operator, Guest, and Thomas A must never have had caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, to be able to take such a puritanical view.. A lot like those folks that can drink and claim they do it responsibly, but can't believe that someone can smoke a joint responsibly.So, by your reasoning, if you have a beer after work at home, that automatically makes you an alcoholic, and a drunk driver. Btw, I haven't had a drink or drug stronger than weed in 10 years, and it's not my business to tell you not to drink.
If you folks were really concerned about the well being of your fellow man, and since you are authorities of all things pertaining to the world in general, wouldn't it have been far more beneficial and positive to suggest rehab, or include the numbers for help lines, than to resort to the lowest form of uneducated disagreement by insult and name calling?
Troll on, it makes everybody feel better to know they aren't as ;miserable as you are.
Thanks fore the chuckle!


k mart

Louisville, KY

#12 Jan 24, 2014
Lmao...if you consider a druggie taking robitussin for a cold than I guess you're right. I guess I need rehab. Do you know of any robitussin support groups available in the area?
Mr P

Nashville, TN

#13 Jan 24, 2014
No, but there is a nasal spray therapy group for mouth breathers. And a sub group for Pez addicts.
Mr P

Nashville, TN

#15 Jan 24, 2014
Never once said it was a big truck. Never once said I was going to do it while driving. Your imagination put that together. When were you canonized?
The fact is, you can do hard drugs tonight and be clean next week, smoke and you retain metabolites for a month. Not the active ingredients, the metabolites.
You begrudge somebody smoking a doob three weeks ago but not an alcoholic or tobacco user? Are you both?

If you do not drink alcohol, coffee or soda, use tobaccos of some type, or take cough syrup when ill,or painkillers when you hurt, then you have the moral high ground.
But, as long as you meander with your meaningless point without facts, you have nothing important to add but jabber, jabber, jabber.

There is nothing positive or motivational in your comments. No productive input. Did your maker tell you that you were better than everybody else, and that they respected your opinion? He was just kidding.
ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#16 Jan 25, 2014
Mr P wrote:
Never once said it was a big truck. Never once said I was going to do it while driving. Your imagination put that together. When were you canonized?
The fact is, you can do hard drugs tonight and be clean next week, smoke and you retain metabolites for a month. Not the active ingredients, the metabolites.
You begrudge somebody smoking a doob three weeks ago but not an alcoholic or tobacco user? Are you both?
If you do not drink alcohol, coffee or soda, use tobaccos of some type, or take cough syrup when ill,or painkillers when you hurt, then you have the moral high ground.
But, as long as you meander with your meaningless point without facts, you have nothing important to add but jabber, jabber, jabber.
There is nothing positive or motivational in your comments. No productive input. Did your maker tell you that you were better than everybody else, and that they respected your opinion? He was just kidding.
Common sense should tell you that in the event of and incident you caused or someone else caused, you can be tested for positive/negative use if the officer on the scene thinks you may be impaired. A positive from last week or last night will still lay the blame back on you and D.O.T. will take it from there after you get fired with a DRD on your work record. From there you move to flippin' burgers and mowing grass.
Website Operator

Hendersonville, TN

#17 Jan 25, 2014
k mart wrote:
Lmao...if you consider a druggie taking robitussin for a cold than I guess you're right. I guess I need rehab. Do you know of any robitussin support groups available in the area?
Awwwww, did I make you and your boyfriend mad? That's good - just knowing that allows me to ja_ck off all over myself while I think about that.
Mr P

United States

#18 Jan 25, 2014
I am bored with you now.
irresponsible

United States

#19 Jan 26, 2014
Maybe if you can actually drive a semi an have maybe you wouldn't be so arrogant in saying its OK to be high while driving devastation .I drove for years seen a lot of drunk drivers stoners you name it an it was pretty seeing blood an smashed autos under trucks or smashed so bad you can't even tell it was one to begin with so anything mobile under the influence could be the next one to take out you or your family I hope not but bound to happen you going to do it do it at home don't involve killing people cause your irresponsibility an lack of control.
Mr P

Nashville, TN

#20 Jan 26, 2014
Nowhere did I say it was a semi.
Nowhere did I say I was going to drive stoned.
I did say I would rather ride with a stoner than a driver that was texting.
You are responding to statements that aren't in there. You read way too much into it.
Still nobody has made any suggestion of a positive nature. If you wanted to be as civic minded as your arrogance suggests, you easily could have added the numbers for a help hotline. Easier to spout your venom than to be proactive.

ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#21 Jan 27, 2014
Mr P wrote:
Nowhere did I say it was a semi.
Nowhere did I say I was going to drive stoned.
I did say I would rather ride with a stoner than a driver that was texting.
You are responding to statements that aren't in there. You read way too much into it.
Still nobody has made any suggestion of a positive nature. If you wanted to be as civic minded as your arrogance suggests, you easily could have added the numbers for a help hotline. Easier to spout your venom than to be proactive.
Semi, dump truck, one ton, pickup doesn't matter. No matter when smoked, if you have it in your system and test positive in a serious incident, the blame shifts back on you whether it was your fault or not.
fac3

United States

#22 May 8, 2014
Dr green agent x synthtic urine just worked for me.=)
Never felt more relieved

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