Bush: We will not allow North Korea to get the bomb.Iranian general: Obamas threats are the joke of the year
March 4, 2014
Masoud Jazayeri says the low-IQ presidents all options are on the table remarks are a farce; warns against US strike
President Barack Obama is a low-IQ US president, whose threat to launch a military offensive should nuclear talks fail is an oft-cited punchline in the Islamic Republic, particularly among children, an Iranian general said on Tuesday.
The low-IQ US president and his countrys Secretary of State John Kerry speak of the effectiveness of the US options on the table on Iran while this phrase is mocked at and has become a joke among the Iranian nation, especially the children, General Masoud Jazayeri said, according to the semi-official Fars News Agency.
Jazayeri called Obamas statements regarding the deployment of US troops completely inexpert remarks far from the reality, and these statements can be used as the joke of the year.
The Iranian news agency Tuesday published a political cartoon mocking the US president, calling it:All Options on Table. This Time for Russia. In a jab at US non-intervention in Ukraine, the cartoon portrays Obama peering forlornly into an empty paint can with the label Red Line while Russian President Vladimir Putin walks away saying,I think you used it all on Syria.
Result: North Korea got the bomb, and the US did nothing.
Bush: We will not allow China to keep our spy plane.
Result: China stripped the US spy plane down and handed it's shell back to the Americans, and the US did nothing.
Bush: We will not allow Russia to enter into Georgia.
Result: Russia entered Georgia, and the US did nothing.
Bush: We want Bin Laden dead or alive.
Result: Bush had OBL cornered at Tora Bora and allowed him to escape, and the US did nothing.
Bush: We will protect Taiwan if necessary.
Result: China gave the finger to America, pressured Taiwan into backing down politically, and the US did nothing.
Bush: Mission Accomplished.
Result: Iraq fell into civil war, and the US did nothing.
Bush: I am strong on national security.
Result: 911, and the US stumbled blindly into two wars, drained the treasury and had no exit plan to boot.
That's the reality, but according to the right-wing lunatic fringe and Fox News, Bush was a savior after he failed time and time again to protect America...
Well, at least Haliburton's stock went up... LMAO!