Clerk with 2-by-4 thwarts robber

Clerk with 2-by-4 thwarts robber

There are 5 comments on the The Herald-News story from Dec 3, 2012, titled Clerk with 2-by-4 thwarts robber. In it, The Herald-News reports that:

Police Lt. Mike Rompa said Christopher D. Esbensen, 22, came into Foremost Liquors, 419 N. Bolingbrook Drive, several times during the evening while a 30-year-old woman and 28-year-old man were working in the store.

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Chicago, IL

#2 Dec 5, 2012
The world would have been better if Esbensen would have finished 6 feet deep in a whole. He will figure out he better straighten up and fly right when his skinny butt becomes Bubba's butt in prison and he gets sold around for cigarettes.
B Dawg

Martinsville, IN

#3 Dec 7, 2012
Man dis lil beeotch Chris got ass whoopin at da lika sto. Now he be gettin a butt stufin in da jail getin passed around like a hot patato.

Bet dat hot patato butt be stuff ful of sour cream and butta bout now n he's cryin fo momma.

United States

#4 Dec 12, 2012
Chris must've kicked yall a@# before
No free pass

Bolingbrook, IL

#5 Dec 13, 2012
yep wrote:
Chris must've kicked yall a@# before
this punk chris couldn't punch his way out of a sopping wet paper bag.

That is why he's crying most likely crying himself to sleep every night in jail dripping man juice out his bottom.
Momma knows best

Buffalo Grove, IL

#6 Dec 15, 2012
Word is his mom is glad he's locked up cause he deserves it. His prior long list of arrests have taught him nothing. She said he got nothing in his head but empty space and glad he's no where around to bring the holidays down.

Saying he's the family scab.

Looks like Ms. Esbensen is pretty sharp.

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