Best massage in Murray

Best massage in Murray

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Since: Jul 12

Glenview Nas, IL

#1 Feb 7, 2013
Where is the best place for a man to get a massage in Murray ?

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#2 Feb 7, 2013
Non stop wrote:
Where is the best place for a man to get a massage in Murray ?
ooh boy.

I'm just going to go ahead and say "Your Mom's house" just to take the wind out of the juvenile douchebags that would normally post that answer.

Dunmor, KY

#3 Feb 7, 2013
They give good ones at the Health & Wellness Center by the hospital and the prices are reasonable.
Knee Slapper

Paducah, KY

#4 Feb 7, 2013
Non stop wrote:
Where is the best place for a man to get a massage in Murray ?
Anonymous Keyboard Tappers mom's house.
O J Simpson

Murray, KY

#5 Feb 7, 2013
That anonymous keyboard tapper person bongs curdled milk up his ass and sucks goat balls. If he had any sense of wonderment about the outside world it would be evident in his apparent move from hot pockets to strawberries. He does not dabble in the massage realm, he prefers simply to choke himself while putting small cuts on his eyelids while drooling over the twilight saga on DVD. Its relatively disturbing that he has not been swallowed whole by the dandruff ridden behemoth who works the cashier circuit at wally world. Its obvious he sat in a bean bag chair full of catshit when he was young and impressionable.

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#6 Feb 8, 2013
Wow, I have obviously pissed off some douchebags, and developed a following. That has made my morning, perhaps even my entire day.

Mayfield, KY

#7 Feb 8, 2013
Looks like OJ might have some anger issues with AKT!
Where to go

Benton, KY

#8 Feb 8, 2013
Which ones have happy endings?
Anonymous Keyboard Tapper

Murray, KY

#9 Feb 8, 2013
All of life's moments have happy endings if you just trust in the Lord.
O J Simpson

Murray, KY

#10 Feb 8, 2013
I sincerely enjoy the douche bag reference Anonymous Keyboard Tapper. It solidifies my worth in the realm of the living. Servicing a tainted vagina is next to godliness. You are slightly mistaken though, the only following you have acquired is the trail of deceit that follows you like the single snot trail escaping from a motherless white trash child's snotty nose. I hope your view from the top has a better aroma than filthy bullshit you post on this forsaken gossip site. I feel as if it is your livelihood and am a bit reserved with my tart comments. If at any point you feel like shaking the stained bathrobe and actually emptying the ashtray in a receptacle that has a hope of travelling to the dump, you should look outside!! Its amazing, and not all bad, that fellow that made your teeth hurt so long ago is now collecting Social Security, you are safe. Walmart now has little scooters for you to ride around on! Wet wipes are still available for purchase, their cleansing power and versatility is unmatched!! Live a little, grab a kiwi, you know you don't have to peel it right? Its like a little fuzzy banana strawberry fruit thing, kinda like you!!

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