INTERESTING

Clear Spring, MD

#1 Nov 23, 2009
"Who is the HOTTEST mom in Mullens?"

Since: May 08

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#2 Nov 23, 2009
INTERESTING wrote:
"Who is the HOTTEST mom in Mullens?"
Let's not mention names... It never turns out well... and it is a "Topix" no no...

“J'Aime et J'Espere”

Since: Sep 09

Take A Guess, USA

#3 Nov 23, 2009
One of Wyoming County’s oldest and most secret societies are the Wyoming County Band of Delightfully Sexy Matriarchs.(Wyoming Co. BDSM for short.) This elite group of uber beautiful mothers seeks to manipulate and control world events simply by exploiting their looks.

This is an exclusive, invitation-only organization.(They reserve the right to discriminate against any abhorrent abnormality.) At this time, you must be questioning how I am so familiar with this organization. The answer is simple, I’m a member! Alas, my membership is not merit based; I’m a legacy. You see, I’m the offspring of one hot Mother…(Homeliness is my cross to bear. It’s true; all good things do skip a generation.)

P.S. Ladies, your word for the week is verisimilitude.
Reminder: This week’s meeting has been moved to the basement of the Episcopal Church.(So if you really need an answer to your question, just hang out and spy.)
Orions Ghost

Clear Spring, MD

#4 Nov 23, 2009
There is no basement in the Episcopal Church. However when I was a child I pissed on the back wall of the Episcopal Churh on a regular basis. My DNA is probably still there.

“J'Aime et J'Espere”

Since: Sep 09

Take A Guess, USA

#5 Nov 23, 2009
Orions Ghost wrote:
There is no basement in the Episcopal Church. However when I was a child I pissed on the back wall of the Episcopal Churh on a regular basis. My DNA is probably still there.
You guessed the incorrect Episcopal Church. After all, this is a secret society—you have to do some proverbial “leg work” yourself.(This organization encompasses the entire county!)

“Montani Semper Liberi”

Since: Mar 08

Mullens

#6 Nov 24, 2009
Planck wrote:
One of Wyoming County’s oldest and most secret societies are the Wyoming County Band of Delightfully Sexy Matriarchs.(Wyoming Co. BDSM for short.) This elite group of uber beautiful mothers seeks to manipulate and control world events simply by exploiting their looks.
This is an exclusive, invitation-only organization.(They reserve the right to discriminate against any abhorrent abnormality.) At this time, you must be questioning how I am so familiar with this organization. The answer is simple, I’m a member! Alas, my membership is not merit based; I’m a legacy. You see, I’m the offspring of one hot Mother…(Homeliness is my cross to bear. It’s true; all good things do skip a generation.)
P.S. Ladies, your word for the week is verisimilitude.
Reminder: This week’s meeting has been moved to the basement of the Episcopal Church.(So if you really need an answer to your question, just hang out and spy.)
LOL
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come on

Oceana, WV

#8 Nov 24, 2009
There are a few nice looking moms around here
Patrick

Oakland, MD

#9 Nov 24, 2009
can you name them cause I would like to know who they are? PLEASE!!
johnson

Oceana, WV

#10 Nov 24, 2009
The avenue is full of them. I hate to name names maybe someone else will start it off.
Oh Really

Clear Spring, MD

#11 Nov 24, 2009
johnson wrote:
The avenue is full of them. I hate to name names maybe someone else will start it off.
Posting names is against a violation of topix terms of service.
Oh Really

Clear Spring, MD

#12 Nov 24, 2009
Posting names is a violation of topix terms of service.

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