Police: Man burned after using lighter to check gas he siphoned

[jpberka in Saint Paul]

Ack Acka Dack wrote:

If a beautiful woman with a smoking hot body wore a bikini at a public beach, and then some **** raped her, would Mrs R think the woman should be jailed for enticing the rapist and not wearing iron underwear with a lock and key?

I think that is EXACTLY what she's saying. Frankly, I'm getting the feeling she doesn't really believe this. I think she's making a poor attempt at being ironic.

[Broke]

Mrs R wrote:

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While I do realize that sometimes product liability goes to extremes, I think you need to look at this from all angles. Maybe as a society we should consider penalties for the van driver for not having a locking gas cap. After all, everyone knows gas thefts are up with the high prices these days. A responsible person wouldn't tempt fate or thieves so easily and should be punished.

HUH?????

[dont eat yellow snow]

OM FG I needed a good laugh today...

[Rother Machine]

Only in Wisconsin!!!
Seems like most of the wacky/dumb criminals that I click headlines on, are from the Land of Cheese.

[later]

Ack Acka Dack wrote:

If a beautiful woman with a smoking hot body wore a bikini at a public beach, and then some **** raped her, would Mrs R think the woman should be jailed for enticing the rapist and not wearing iron underwear with a lock and key?

Actually, she would blame the company that sold the fabric used to make the bikini.

[COPDd]

The moral of this story is: If you've only got enough money for one, buy the gas and steal the booze.

[Ann_St Paul MN]

Only in Wisconsin....

[Mr R]

You don't think Ma was serious on this one do you? Who is fooling who here???? While the hook was small, it sure set hard in you boys... Think about it.

[Ack Acka Dack]

Mr R wrote:

You don't think Ma was serious on this one do you? Who is fooling who here???? While the hook was small, it sure set hard in you boys... Think about it.

yes I do, judging by the blatant and unbelievable absurdity of her many many posts, I am 100% certain she meant what she wrote. Mrs R is by far the dumbest, most ignorant poster I have ever read!

[former Okie]

wbigs wrote:

Wisconsin is becoming the new deep south.

Hey, wait a minute I'm from the south and I take offense to that. Besides that, the stuff we drink in the south ain't no watered down beer, the stuff we drink could actually be used for fuel. LOL

[Randy Moss]

Pithecanthropus wrote:

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The best this could muster would be an honorable mention. A true Darwin Award winner is one who removed him/herself from the gene pool (died) due to their own stupidity.

no a TRUE darwin award winner is one who removed himself from the gene pool before he or she passes on their genes to offspring.

death is meaningless if he had a litter of cheeseheads.

Isnt the news great? I love it, this is better entertainment than the TV. especially news out of North Mpls and Wisconsin

[wbigs]

former Okie wrote:

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Hey, wait a minute I'm from the south and I take offense to that. Besides that, the stuff we drink in the south ain't no watered down beer, the stuff we drink could actually be used for fuel. LOL

You should be proud...you have moved up the evolutionary ladder and are no longer at the bottom. Pass some of that fuel my way

[Consistent]

OMG, where does the PP dig this stuff up? Are there any people in WI with an IQ above 30?

[Duh]

U kan't fix stoopid. Darwin. I'm klever.

[former Okie]

Consistent wrote:

OMG, where does the PP dig this stuff up? Are there any people in WI with an IQ above 30?

Only those that weren't raised here, and were brought here against our will.

[Dave E]

This couple must have been in the trailer park in neighboring Monobrow, WI. It reminds me of the "Gerbil Felching" spoof (http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.a... ) that went around a couple of decades ago. So, even if you try to make this stuff up, the stuff usually ends up out-doing it.

[tbl]

this guy has to be a packer fan.. no one else could possibly be this stupid

[mcain for preident]

Consistent wrote:

OMG, where does the PP dig this stuff up? Are there any people in WI with an IQ above 30?

Yes me. but i moved here from chicago.

[king tut]

Consistent wrote:

OMG, where does the PP dig this stuff up? Are there any people in WI with an IQ above 30?

fight me...id take u physically and mentally any day of the week ya flippin viqueens

[badgerone]

If I gave the Idiot a can of gas and a Bic. You think he would do it again.That would be so cool at my next christmas party...We could break out the hot coco and roast some chestnuts on an open fire.