Stupid rednecks

[Painmaker]

Hey all you dumbass, country stump jumpers. Next time you pull up next to me in your loud ass truck playing your shit kicking, stupid ass redneck music, I'm gonna pull your ass right out of your truck and bitch slap you all over the street. I have kicked a lot of ass in my day. Hell I've even jumped stuff on my Harley so I know that no piss ant redneck can kick My ass....AND THAT'S A BIG BYGOD....byGod.

[guest]

Painmaker wrote:

Hey all you dumbass, country stump jumpers. Next time you pull up next to me in your loud ass truck playing your shit kicking, stupid ass redneck music, I'm gonna pull your ass right out of your truck and bitch slap you all over the street. I have kicked a lot of ass in my day. Hell I've even jumped stuff on my Harley so I know that no piss ant redneck can kick My ass....AND THAT'S A BIG BYGOD....byGod.

Whats the deference between a Hover Harley and a Harley?

[Ho Dee Doo]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are
.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase,'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA !

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.



IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.

IN GOD WE TRUST!

[Whatthehell]

Ho Dee Doo wrote:

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are
.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase,'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST!

Praise GOD I'm a redneck!

[yank this]

I like it!
I'm not a real redneck, well maybe,
not raised in the south, it was my choice to live here. Tired of hearing how good it was it was in Chicago, If it was so good, why not go back and leave ole country boy alone.

[Hillbilly]

I would be the last redneck your stupid ass would TRY to pull out of a truck.

[Bwahahaha]

Hillbilly wrote:

I would be the last redneck your stupid ass would TRY to pull out of a truck.

Cuz there is no doorhandles on it? Just a redneck joke

[Yeah]

Um, about that...I had an issue with a prowler so to so speak, this redneck douchecake wouldn't leave me alone so I gave some thought into the best solution. After calling the redneck, inbred po-leece around here several times & watching the chickensh*t b*stards never even get out the car or fill out a report..I decided I would take matters into my own, non redneck hands. A friend suggested I try & trap him & then have him arrested or call some of his own kind out to help me. I chose the latter of the two first. I figured oh what's a few less rednecks if he does decide to come out & play rough...
Redneck, inbreds show up wearing long black trench coats, nappy hair in baseball caps & lopsided cowboy boots, Wranglers so tight they couldn't hardly bend their knees to walk, carrying tire irons, crowbars, ball bats & flashlights..they told me what the plan was but they had so much "chawbacky" in their mouth I couldn't understand a word. Well my prowler came around midnight & much to my dismay, his kindred spirits were hoppin' & skippin' along the woodline near the house, whisltin' at him & swinging their "weapons" around. About 2 hours in, they were all so stoned & drunk off moonshine, they passed out...some in the yard, some in the back of their pickup truck & 2 in the bathroom. The prowler made off with some tools, their beer, moonshine & a carton of cigarettes that night. Of course when the inbreeders woke up the next morning they had lots of wild stories to tell about how they were "thiiiiisss close" to catching him.
I followed my friend's advice the next night & got a pair of ex-Army guys from Jersey to come out. I never seen them after dark, they were out less than an hour after I noticed the prowler on the property & said prowler was captured & given a "real good talkin' to" and I have never heard from him again. I don't think his family has either, actually...hmmm...

[HillBilly Big John]

Better watch out Mr Harley Hog , One of theses Red Neck might pull you off that Hog and teach you some good manners, If you dont like it here take you Hog and get the F--- out, Your Breating up some of this good old Country Air that one of us Red Necks Build so someone like you come in here and complain.

[not your babys daddy]

ho de do is a redneck cuz his family tree is a straight line.

[thats funnnnny]

jus a heads up to the haters but a true redneck country boy has manners and regardless of who u are most of them respect you unless u dis them first now since most of u harley guys think ur sum kinda badass cuz u ride a "harley" or maybe u hav a suzuki dressed in harley badges it dont really matter cuz think about it ur little tricycle versus a big jacked up truck really rednecks are polite to every1 including darker skinned ppl so i think for all u rednecks u need to show these fake bikers that their lil bikes wont stand up against a redneck monster truck

[Anonymous]

I don't have a problem with 'yankees' or 'rednecks' or any other color, religion, etc...but I hate being within 50 feet of some vehicles, simply because their music is too stinkin' loud. I've been at a stoplight on 62, and the noise from the large red truck with over-sized tires and a ladder for a step, 2 cars behind me was so loud, its base drowned out everything - even my own music (windows up). And I can certainly tell you it wasn't country music. Now on a side note, if somebody's gonna' complain about the noise coming from a truck's radio, then why is said person riding around on a Harley?? Unless it's the fancy-schmancy-old-fart type of Harley, it's gonna' have quite a rumble, and some of them, quite honestly, are just as offensive. Now...if it's country music you're complaining about, then you must be in the wrong forum. If it's the noise...well, good luck with that. Let me know what works...since we already know what doesn't.(Noise ordinance? What noise ordinance?)

[GI Jane]

not your babys daddy wrote:

ho de do is a redneck cuz his family tree is a straight line.

Go away colored boy.

[Amanda]

GI Jane wrote:

<quoted text> Go away colored boy.

Why don't you go away? Dumb cowardly b!tch.

[GI Jane]

Amanda wrote:

<quoted text>Why don't you go away? Dumb cowardly b!tch.

You go away you dumb wigger race traitor B,
You can kiss my white butt.

[Ho Dee Doo]

GI Jane wrote:

<quoted text> You go away you dumb wigger race traitor B,
You can kiss my white butt.

Got that right!

[Amanda]

GI Jane wrote:

<quoted text> You go away you dumb wigger race traitor B,
You can kiss my white butt.

Save the ass kissing for your b*tch Hoe Dee Do. I wouldn't touch your filthy ass for anything. You are pure white trash. I am black and proud. Why don't you say this stuff to my face? Oh yeah, I remember, you're a coward and you're afraid of losing your last tooth. I am not violent, but b*tch I would put your ass in check real fast.

[Amanda]

SexySue2 wrote:

<quoted text>Sure do.

Oh look, another nasty wh*re who wouldn't dare say this to my BLACK face.

[Amanda]

Ho Dee Doo wrote:

<quoted text> Got that right!

I can't reach her ass because your nose is so far up that if she were to fart you would be blown away. Nobody, and I mean nobody ,(but you) would touch that nasty filthy clown.

[not your babys daddy]

jus for your info nybd is not black, i posted that name for dumbass redneck ho's like gi jane, she dont even know that gi stands for gastrointestinal what a dumb redneck b,i'd would sooner be black jus so i wouldnt have to mate with stupid white trash like gi jane and sexy sue2 she probally big as a house with the number 2 after her name and sandwich in mouth