Posted in the Mountain Home Forum
#1 Oct 27, 2013
I was out hiking and i stumbled upon this cave. Upon investigating I discovered this stranve portal that led to some alternate earth. I spent some few months exploring and quickly learned that there were no large predators, no indigent people, and fruit trees laden with food so plentiful that it bent the tree limbs almost to the ground. In short- a virtual paradise.
I set my plans to inhabit this domain with people of my choosing. I chose wisely, and people from most all races were represented.
On game day, with the thousand or so people I chose gathered before me, I commemorated this wonderful occasion with a speech. As my speech concluded, I added that no blacks would be allowed to enter this exclusive domain. The throng erupted into mass cheers and hip hip hoorays.
But unfortunately word had gotten out it would seem, and I saw a large group of blacks (about 3 or 4 hundred).making their way up to my podium.
The black in charge, a large obese black woman with nasty looking corn rows, and who had this hideous musky odor demanded the knowledge of the secret location.
I told her that no blacks were allowed, and she became quite incensed. She planted her meaty left hand on her hip, wagged her finger fron her other hand at me, and began bobbing her swollen head from side to side. "Lissen hea crackaa. Weez gots rights. Ya'll aint even finished giben us our repa rayshuns yet. How yous gonna be jess up an leavin an sheeet"!
Thinking quickly, I pointed in the direction of the road, "did you guys hear that they are giving away reduced price chicken at Popeyes"?
The black crowd began to murmer and about half broke away and began traveling in the direction of my pointing finger. "Wait! wait! he be tryin to trick us"! shouted the greasy black woman.
Angrily she turned back to me. "Honky wes gots us a brotha in da white house now, and ya'lls is gonna pay"!
Feigning contrition, I said, " You know what, you are absolutely right. Ok you can come too". The sweaty black woman grinned from ear to ear. "bout time crackaa! Tellin me I cant come and sheeet"
I turned back to the crown at large and announced, "work details and duty assignments will be announced after everyone has entered the portal".
The black crowd looked panicked down to the last person. They looked around at each other like deer caught in the headlights. Soon they bolted and fled in the direction they came from. The hefty black woman was all a$$ and elbows as she somehow outdistanced her friends. She muttered as her fat jiggled. "Sheet, ya'll kin be doin yer work yer ownselves"!
#2 Oct 28, 2013
That's something to think about....
#3 Oct 28, 2013
Hey crossbow, something similar happened to me but I found a time machine. It was full of mortar rounds marked (These are for the homes of any white man wishing to purchase slaves). They had no clue about the future. The screwed up part is that I woke up. I had a dream.
#4 Oct 28, 2013
That's just wrong. Most of the people that I have seen rip people off in the Mountain Home area have been White and so-called "Born Again Christians", at least 2 contractors from The Appolistic Church in Mountain Home who overcharged me and lied to me, can we say Splash Pool and Spa and Isaiah Jeffrey and Son. The lawyers here are corrupt as well,(white, all of them) are far worse than any black man that I have ever dealt with, Emily Reed would be a good example, flake that she is.
In Arkansas the "N" word refers more the whites than to the blacks that live here. I have never seen such living trash in my life as to the White Folk here. Give the black folk a break, the whites are far worse. Trash that you are.
#5 Oct 28, 2013
Let me guess. You are not from here are you? Figures by the ignorant comment.
#6 Oct 28, 2013
The white trash here are worse than any ethnic group in Arkansas. Always have been, but you keep on pointing that finger and hoping nobody looks too close at yourself.
#7 Oct 29, 2013
I would have to say, White people who are NOT racist have only been around their own race. Never been out of the hills, Never seen a black or mexican town or area. Never been exposed to blacks. So you have no real idea what they are like.
Being a Tea Party, Yankee or a libtard has nothing to with it. open your eyes, Blacks are a plague a curse they destroy everything and anything wherever they go. If you can't see that you're blind.
#8 Oct 29, 2013
Sam I Am, you need a better sock puppet! No creativity what-so-ever! Change some of the wording.so as not use the same post repeatedly. It is a dead given, dude! Are you that bored? Name changes don't disguise your same stupid content. Being retired from California is no excuse for being stupid. Grow up! Foolish troll, your efforts are counter productive and indicate a abundance of time wasted on 3rd grade efforts. Grow a pair of nads and find a beneficial cause, fool.
#10 Oct 30, 2013
Baaahhh, you all have been served...ha ha
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