Bango Wango

Englewood, TN

#1 Jan 7, 2013
I'm so dang happy I could spit.

Since: Oct 11

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#2 Jan 7, 2013
Bango Wango wrote:
I'm so dang happy I could spit.
So, tell us...what are you so happy about? I think we could all use some "Happy" news.:)
read and weep

Johnson City, TN

#3 Jan 7, 2013
"happy spit"?

Since: Oct 11

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#4 Jan 7, 2013
read and weep wrote:
"happy spit"?
Lol! Yeah, that's what I meant to say, "happy Spit"!:)
doe resident

Johnson City, TN

#5 Jan 16, 2013
Bango Wango wrote:
I'm so dang happy I could spit.
Please don't spit if you have tobacco or snuff in your mouth. I saw this one red-neck sitting in his pick-up talking to another and he spit tobacco juice onto the walkway.I would rather walk into cigarette smoke {which I don't have a problem with} than I had to step in this nasty stuff.
Grampaw

Bluff City, TN

#6 Jan 16, 2013
Sometimes I get so MAD I could spit, not when I am happy. Real mad, so I do not care if you step in it if I am that mad. Grammaw said to say I do not get mad for little unimportant reasons.
doe resident

Johnson City, TN

#7 Jan 17, 2013
You better watch about gettin your blood pressure out of whack.You'll get mad and swollow that wad and they will have to do the h/m on you.If you are too old, they might break your ribs.

Since: Oct 11

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#8 Jan 18, 2013
doe resident wrote:
You better watch about gettin your blood pressure out of whack.You'll get mad and swollow that wad and they will have to do the h/m on you.If you are too old, they might break your ribs.
And then again, if he's not too old, he might break yours, if you don't hush!:)
guess who

Broadstairs, UK

#9 Mar 8, 2013
Bango Wango wrote:
I'm so dang happy I could spit.
why?
Xia Xiaong

Johnson City, TN

#10 Mar 10, 2013
Happy happy Happy

Since: Feb 13

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#11 Mar 11, 2013
Lite N Lively wrote:
<quoted text>Lol! Yeah, that's what I meant to say, "happy Spit"!:)
I would be happy to spit on you Linda. Just say the word. Oh, I forgot, your computer blew up yesterday. Lmao.
sawyou

Johnson City, TN

#12 Jul 14, 2013
It is almost as bad as blowing snot from the nostril then slinging when it goes sideways and gets on your finger or inhaling snot/flem from your nostrils then mixing it with saliva and hacking it out. Why do men think there is something wrong with carrying Kleenex?
tom selleck

Bluff City, TN

#13 Jul 16, 2013
If your girl is dry, I will spur o. It first

Since: Feb 13

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#14 Jul 22, 2013
tom selleck wrote:
If your girl is dry, I will spur o. It first
Babe, Linda's girl is like the desert. Dust storms can start at any time and tumble weeds of pubic hair are abound on a daily basis.
grandma

Johnson City, TN

#15 Jul 23, 2013
I heard it wuz only old people but I see young'uns to. It reminds me of a old tom cat who feels a need to pee on ever thang.

Since: Feb 13

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#16 Jul 24, 2013
grandma wrote:
I heard it wuz only old people but I see young'uns to. It reminds me of a old tom cat who feels a need to pee on ever thang.
Didn't I read somewhere that you got run over by a reindeer?
grandma

Johnson City, TN

#17 Jul 24, 2013
Really Sassy wrote:
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Didn't I read somewhere that you got run over by a reindeer?
Poor thang, when that there deer hit me he like ta never rekivered from it. it broke his neck and lags an throwed toys all over tha place. Sanie wuznt with him yit as he wuz jest practicing.
Hot Digity

Mountain City, TN

#18 Jul 24, 2013
I showed my fat rump at BCR.

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