Why does Mt.Sterling smell like poop?

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Goober

Mount Sterling, KY

#1 Sep 23, 2012
I'm from Bath County and your town smells like a jar of poopy butter.The town is full of women who look like Porter Wagner and the men look like a bunch of lazy redneck Sasquatches. I guess the men have to stay drunk just to look at the women. I didn't know if I should feed them hay or what. Oh and the men smell like butt and sweaty balls. Mt.Sterling should get ugliest and smelliest people award.
omg

Chicago, IL

#2 Sep 23, 2012
you are one to talk your from bath county... every body stinks and the sad part about it is that your talking about every body here and bath is in the name of your county and nobody there knows how to take a bath atleast some of us do
ben

Mount Sterling, KY

#3 Sep 23, 2012
close your mouth goober it's the odor coming from them green teeth you got.
Haha

United States

#4 Sep 23, 2012
Yeah your the one to talk! Your from bath County..home of the pill poppers and poorly educated children!
dlc

Richmond, KY

#5 Sep 23, 2012
yo goober, wash that upper lip , thats where the smell is coming from. lmao
Goober

Mount Sterling, KY

#6 Sep 24, 2012
dlc wrote:
yo goober, wash that upper lip , thats where the smell is coming from. lmao
Awww...looks like I hit a nerve with all you. Truth hurts doesn't it! But I did expect that since all of you are a bunch of beer drinking rednecks sitting around drawing checks and food stamps. BTW, I have hay on my barn for those horse faced women.

“Hello”

Since: Jul 11

Lexington, KY

#7 Sep 24, 2012
Goober, you sound like you're irritated or something. I'm not from Mount Sterling but I currently reside there.

I'm unaware of this 'smell' you talk about. I do notice, very frequently, that the city water has a 'water softener' smell to it but that means it's being cleaned.

I've had the displeasure of treating many of your Bath County residents at a regional hospital and I'll tell you this much...

I've watched more of 'your' people shit themselves, being too lazy to get up and walk 3 feet, and come into the hospital smelling like they just emerged from a turd tomb and having month old snot in their beard, etc. Green teeth and toenails 4 inches long.... y'all some nasty bastid's...

I don't know if you yourself have a snotty beard but I think you're probably due for a bath.
Goober

Mount Sterling, KY

#8 Sep 24, 2012
stephen68 wrote:
Goober, you sound like you're irritated or something. I'm not from Mount Sterling but I currently reside there.
I'm unaware of this 'smell' you talk about. I do notice, very frequently, that the city water has a 'water softener' smell to it but that means it's being cleaned.
I've had the displeasure of treating many of your Bath County residents at a regional hospital and I'll tell you this much...
I've watched more of 'your' people shit themselves, being too lazy to get up and walk 3 feet, and come into the hospital smelling like they just emerged from a turd tomb and having month old snot in their beard, etc. Green teeth and toenails 4 inches long.... y'all some nasty bastid's...
I don't know if you yourself have a snotty beard but I think you're probably due for a bath.
Shouldn't talk about your family that way...hahahaha now I know where the shit smell is coming from...your family. I'm not irritated at all, I just had a question and you retards have to get all red....I am sure you will be feeling better come first of the month. The whole town can snort their pills and drink their beers..oh and watch the NASCAR.....can't wait to come to Retard days, I mean court days.
info

Winchester, KY

#9 Sep 24, 2012
Goober you sound like the perfect example of incest.
montgomery co man

Mount Sterling, KY

#10 Sep 24, 2012
info wrote:
Goober you sound like the perfect example of incest.
don't knock incest until you try it you sonofbitch
i know why

Mount Sterling, KY

#11 Sep 28, 2012
Goober wrote:
I'm from Bath County and your town smells like a jar of poopy butter.The town is full of women who look like Porter Wagner and the men look like a bunch of lazy redneck Sasquatches. I guess the men have to stay drunk just to look at the women. I didn't know if I should feed them hay or what. Oh and the men smell like butt and sweaty balls. Mt.Sterling should get ugliest and smelliest people award.
If you go out by Nestle after 6pm it smells like raw sewage. All the other factories are subjected to this odor. Thank god I don't eat their hot pockets!
Dirty Rodregas

Springfield, OH

#12 Sep 28, 2012
Dis es whys de wimmins around towns likes de Mexicanos. We knows how to takes de bath.
We evens uses de sope an brushes de teeths
(no jus tooth).

Dey says de closers de kin de deeper en.
an relative humiditee is de mucho sweats on de balls
whiles doing de sister.

Dey wants men they no stinks and increese de jeans pool, an has de jobs.
nobama

Mount Sterling, KY

#13 Sep 28, 2012
the reason it smells is all these people on welfare in mont.co. to lazy to wipe their ass after shitting.
Jed

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#14 Sep 28, 2012
Goober wrote:
I'm from Bath County and your town smells like a jar of poopy butter.The town is full of women who look like Porter Wagner and the men look like a bunch of lazy redneck Sasquatches. I guess the men have to stay drunk just to look at the women. I didn't know if I should feed them hay or what. Oh and the men smell like butt and sweaty balls. Mt.Sterling should get ugliest and smelliest people award.
Well, first of all, we folks in Mt. Sterling aren’t quite as partial to poopy butter as y’all are. In fact, I don’t even know what it is. Most of us here in Mt. Sterling stick with plain old butter or oleo. We aren’t real big on new ideas like poopy butter. What do you folks in Bath County put it on anyway? Toast? Hotcakes? Biscuits? Or do y’all just eat it outta the jar with a spoon? As for our women looking like Porter Wagoner; we all think he’s a fine looking man and got no problem with the fact that our girls look like him albeit in a soft feminine way. I know that your women folk over there in Bath County are a mite different looking, what with all that wool and the strange language they speak. Oddly enough, they seem to know just that one word, Baaa.. Baaa… I do suppose that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we prefer our females on two feet as opposed to the four that you lads seem to prefer. As well, here in Mt. Sterling, we let our gals ride up in the front of the pickup with us. Too darn windy in the back, lying in all that hay, even with that thick wool coat that all your womenfolk seem to have, it could lead to a bad cold or even pneumonia. As for our men smelling like butt and nasty balls, we gotta plead as ignorant on that count as on the poopy butter. We’ve always avoided getting close enough to another lad’s balls and butt to be real familiar with the smell. Guess you boys over there in Bath County are finding a lot of strange ways to spend the colder evenings. Anyway, here in Mt. Sterling, we’re gonna stick to butter on our toast, women on two feet rather than four and capable of speaking more than just that one word “Baaa”. We’re also gonna refrain from smelling the private areas of our buddies as we believe it’s only fair to remain a respectable distance from another man’s balls and butt. That’s not to say that you lads over there in Bath shouldn’t just keep on feeling right comfortable with sniffing on your own best friends private parts should the impulse strike you. Just a matter of personal taste I suppose.
funny

Mount Sterling, KY

#15 Sep 28, 2012
I think goober is a goober smoochy. He can suck and smooches all AT the same time
Haha

Jeffersonville, KY

#16 Sep 30, 2012
Bath co is the worst hillbillies PILLbillies punk ass skaters trailer trash mountain dew addicts teen pregnancys the list goes on.
no coon zone

Mount Sterling, KY

#17 Sep 30, 2012
Haha wrote:
Bath co is the worst hillbillies PILLbillies punk ass skaters trailer trash mountain dew addicts teen pregnancys the list goes on.
that's a big 10-4
Jed

France

#19 Oct 1, 2012
I've always been a mite surprised that it's called Bath county. Ain't none of the folks over there ever took a bath that I know of. The gals tend to have a rangy smell about them that the bath boys seem to find irresistible. On the other hand, the bath boys got a sharp cheesy smell that follows them around and the bath gals seem mighty partial to it, so I guess it's one of those tit for tat things. Hallowe'en is just around the corner, so I'm guessing that the Bath social scene is gonna start cooking big time. I understand the gals will be standing on the front porch with lanterns beneath their faces. Seems that's a lot more scary than Jack O'lanterns and a right fine cost saving measure as well. Pumpkins are 5 or 10 bucks apiece so you add up all them scary bath gal faces and you got a nice little deposit to the county bank account. The Bath boys have got a plan that's gonna result in a nice savings as well. They're gonna hand out treat bags with the bottoms cut out to all the local kiddies. Just throw a handful of candy into the youngsters bag and it falls right through onto the floor of the porch. Soon as the little tykes leave, you just scoop up the candy for the next hapless little trick or treater. The Bath boys have decided against wearing masks this year. They want to look a little scarier this year and, that being the case, no mask is the way to go.
Aoupous

Jeffersonville, KY

#20 Oct 2, 2012
Jed wrote:
I've always been a mite surprised that it's called Bath county. Ain't none of the folks over there ever took a bath that I know of. The gals tend to have a rangy smell about them that the bath boys seem to find irresistible. On the other hand, the bath boys got a sharp cheesy smell that follows them around and the bath gals seem mighty partial to it, so I guess it's one of those tit for tat things. Hallowe'en is just around the corner, so I'm guessing that the Bath social scene is gonna start cooking big time. I understand the gals will be standing on the front porch with lanterns beneath their faces. Seems that's a lot more scary than Jack O'lanterns and a right fine cost saving measure as well. Pumpkins are 5 or 10 bucks apiece so you add up all them scary bath gal faces and you got a nice little deposit to the county bank account. The Bath boys have got a plan that's gonna result in a nice savings as well. They're gonna hand out treat bags with the bottoms cut out to all the local kiddies. Just throw a handful of candy into the youngsters bag and it falls right through onto the floor of the porch. Soon as the little tykes leave, you just scoop up the candy for the next hapless little trick or treater. The Bath boys have decided against wearing masks this year. They want to look a little scarier this year and, that being the case, no mask is the way to go.
That was Beatiful

Since: Oct 12

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#21 Oct 27, 2012
Jed wrote:
I've always been a mite surprised that it's called Bath county. Ain't none of the folks over there ever took a bath that I know of. The gals tend to have a rangy smell about them that the bath boys seem to find irresistible. On the other hand, the bath boys got a sharp cheesy smell that follows them around and the bath gals seem mighty partial to it, so I guess it's one of those tit for tat things. Hallowe'en is just around the corner, so I'm guessing that the Bath social scene is gonna start cooking big time. I understand the gals will be standing on the front porch with lanterns beneath their faces. Seems that's a lot more scary than Jack O'lanterns and a right fine cost saving measure as well. Pumpkins are 5 or 10 bucks apiece so you add up all them scary bath gal faces and you got a nice little deposit to the county bank account. The Bath boys have got a plan that's gonna result in a nice savings as well. They're gonna hand out treat bags with the bottoms cut out to all the local kiddies. Just throw a handful of candy into the youngsters bag and it falls right through onto the floor of the porch. Soon as the little tykes leave, you just scoop up the candy for the next hapless little trick or treater. The Bath boys have decided against wearing masks this year. They want to look a little scarier this year and, that being the case, no mask is the way to go.
Yikes. Best not let my younguns anywhere near Bath County on Hallowe'en.

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