Your a mean one, Mr. Mayor
Posted in the Mount Holly Forum
#1 Dec 19, 2007
You're a mean one, Mr. Mayor.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Mayor.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Mayor.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Mayor.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Mayor.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Mayor.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
With arsenic sauce.
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss, The Grinch
#2 Dec 20, 2007
Great sense of humor!
The mayor probably doesn't apppreciate it
Fairly accurate I would say, he's a pig.
#3 Dec 20, 2007
HA!HA! Good One
#4 Aug 22, 2012
Ah! The good old days!
#5 Aug 22, 2012
yep i agree.they f'd up the RR crossing at Hawthorne.
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