Marion Mayor says situation is calm, under control in west Alabama town

Marion city complex, including city hall, left, and police department, right. Marion Mayor Tony Long said shortly before noon that calm had returned to his Perry County town after the "full-scale riot" that broke out earlier in the morning, and that outside law enforcement agencies would stay around to help maintain order for "as long as we got to ...

[Devil Anse Hatfield]

The Moore-Sawyer Feud is getting out of hand. Y'all need to get Sheriff Taylor from Mayberry to come and straighten things out. Ask Aunt Bea to get a group of ladies from the church and make lots of pies. Let the Moores and Sawyers have a good ol' pie eating contest to settle their differences. If this doesn't work, Barney can come and straighten things out.