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[Sofa King Cool]

http://myfox8.com/2013/01/08/man-70-marries-1...

[Question]

What's your fixation with lighteredknot?

[Sofa King Cool]

Question wrote:

What's your fixation with lighteredknot?

He's one of the most committed racists I have ever come across. I despise his kind.

I only seek to bring a little misery and frustration to his life.

[Eric 2016]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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He's one of the most committed racists I have ever come across. I despise his kind.
I only seek to bring a little misery and frustration to his life.

Obviously the only one who you are making miserable and frustrated is yourself, douchebag. Lighteredknot probably doesn't even give you a moments thought, but here you are so obsessed with him that you stalk him on countless threads, and even make a whole thread devoted to your sick obsession with lighteredknot. Dude, everyone here can see how sick and "racist" you are and not lighteredknot. You are the "committed racist" who NEEDS TO BE COMMITTED. Dude, do you seriously dream about lighteredknot. Obviously, lighteredknot is living in your head rent free. Seek help you got some serious issues freak.

[Hartwick]

Question wrote:

What's your fixation with lighteredknot?

Yeah! What is that about? I don't think Lighteredknot should have to tolerate this strange little weirdo following him around all of the topix forums like a puppy. Last time I was in here, he was going on at length about Lighteredknot's sofa! Why is he obsessed with Lighteredknot and his sofa? Why has he changed his name from Sunny or sunshine or whatever it was to "Sofa King"? This guy is really really weird!

[Sofa King Cool]

Hartwick wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah! What is that about? I don't think Lighteredknot should have to tolerate this strange little weirdo following him around all of the topix forums like a puppy. Last time I was in here, he was going on at length about Lighteredknot's sofa! Why is he obsessed with Lighteredknot and his sofa? Why has he changed his name from Sunny or sunshine or whatever it was to "Sofa King"? This guy is really really weird!

I have never used the name Sunshine. Lighterednuts is the most racist person I have ever encountered. I enjoy trying to bring him a small dose of the misery he has caused others. Got a problem with that?

This is Eric 2016. Care to comment?

"Look you stupid White traitor trash anti-Southern bigot, how many times have I told you I'm not from Georgia. The only trash I see that is White is cowardly, self hating, fools like yourself. Of course the way you write you could be an African N America or even a Jew yourself named Irving. You certainly are creepy enough to be named Irving and you probably favor Alan Greenspan. bwah hahahahahahahaha. Ya anti-White, anti-Southern racist bastitch."

[Sofa King Cool]

Attention southern idiots.

My name has nothing to do with couches. Say it slooooooow, boys.

[Eric 2016]

Hartwick wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah! What is that about? I don't think Lighteredknot should have to tolerate this strange little weirdo following him around all of the topix forums like a puppy. Last time I was in here, he was going on at length about Lighteredknot's sofa! Why is he obsessed with Lighteredknot and his sofa? Why has he changed his name from Sunny or sunshine or whatever it was to "Sofa King"? This guy is really really weird!

Yeah isn't it weird how Sofa Queen keeps following lighteredknot to and fro? And lighteredknot doesn't even respond to his lame arse. Time after pitiful time, Sofa Queen Douche gives his best pickup line and time after time, no response from lighteredknot. Maybe if lighteredknot would just say hi to the Sofa Douche it would make him happy. It was brought to my attention by Fillistyne that right after Sofa Queen was commenting on lighteredknot's couch, he/she soon adopted his/her new stage name. Weird man weird.

[Eric 2016]

Calling someone a "racist" is so 1990's. Get with the times Sofa Queen Douche.

[Sofa King Cool]

Eric 2016 wrote:

<quoted text> Yeah isn't it weird how Sofa Queen keeps following lighteredknot to and fro? And lighteredknot doesn't even respond to his lame arse. Time after pitiful time, Sofa Queen Douche gives his best pickup line and time after time, no response from lighteredknot. Maybe if lighteredknot would just say hi to the Sofa Douche it would make him happy. It was brought to my attention by Fillistyne that right after Sofa Queen was commenting on lighteredknot's couch, he/she soon adopted his/her new stage name. Weird man weird.

Eric 2.016

You follow me like a trained dog. Go lick yerself.

[Kdre]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

Attention southern idiots.
My name has nothing to do with couches. Say it slooooooow, boys.

Lmao

[Filistyne]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

Attention southern idiots.
My name has nothing to do with couches. Say it slooooooow, boys.

Everyone in the forum turned to watch, amazed and aghast at the fury of the scene being acted out before their astonished eyes. There in front of them was a strange looking pear shaped doughboy with a mullet, dressed in a pizza stained XXXL "Village People" T-shirt and Kool-Aid stained husky boy jeans, rolling about on the floor, kicking, scratching and hissing angrily. He was kicking so hard that his little beanie with the propeller on top, fell off his pumpkinesque head and was smashed into a thousand fractured pieces beneath the furious drumming of his fat little gravy stained fists. He pounded the floor and screamed until tears of anger and frustration streamed down his acne covered cheeks. He kept screaming the same odd message, over and over, ie:
“I’m not obsessed with Lighteredknot's sofa! You take that back! I’m going to tell my Mommy. I’m going to tell her that you bad men keep saying that I’m obsessed with Lighteredknot's sofa. You’ll be sorry when I tell her. She’ll call your Mom’s and you’ll all get scolded for saying that.”
It was a pitiful and painful sight that fascinated the forum onlookers. Never before had they seen an adult male having a raging hissy fit such as the one they were witnessing. They wondering what must have happened to this fat little Humpty Dumpty lookalike that could have provoked such a furious tantrum. They watched the outburst for a few more minutes and then, becoming somewhat bored by the repetetive rant, chose to ignore the little buffoon and go on about their business.

[Sofa King Cool]

Filistyne wrote:

<quoted text>Everyone in the forum turned to watch, amazed and aghast at the fury of the scene being acted out before their astonished eyes. There in front of them was a strange looking pear shaped doughboy with a mullet, dressed in a pizza stained XXXL "Village People" T-shirt and Kool-Aid stained husky boy jeans, rolling about on the floor, kicking, scratching and hissing angrily. He was kicking so hard that his little beanie with the propeller on top, fell off his pumpkinesque head and was smashed into a thousand fractured pieces beneath the furious drumming of his fat little gravy stained fists. He pounded the floor and screamed until tears of anger and frustration streamed down his acne covered cheeks. He kept screaming the same odd message, over and over, ie:
“I’m not obsessed with Lighteredknot's sofa! You take that back! I’m going to tell my Mommy. I’m going to tell her that you bad men keep saying that I’m obsessed with Lighteredknot's sofa. You’ll be sorry when I tell her. She’ll call your Mom’s and you’ll all get scolded for saying that.”
It was a pitiful and painful sight that fascinated the forum onlookers. Never before had they seen an adult male having a raging hissy fit such as the one they were witnessing. They wondering what must have happened to this fat little Humpty Dumpty lookalike that could have provoked such a furious tantrum. They watched the outburst for a few more minutes and then, becoming somewhat bored by the repetetive rant, chose to ignore the little buffoon and go on about their business.

Why do you hillbillies go on and on?

[Filistyne]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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Why do you hillbillies go on and on?

.911 Operator: This is 911. Please state your emergency!
. Filistyne: Yes, I’m calling from Topix and I have a comeback that needs an ambulance.
. 911 Operator: What’s wrong with it sir?
. Filistyne: It’s lame and crippled and it fell down when it arrived at topix. Right now it’s holding its throat and gasping for air.
. 911 Operator: Is this one of Sofa King Kool’s comebacks sir?
. Filistyne: Why yes. Yes it is operator. How did you know that?
. 911 Operator: I’m sorry sir, but our morgue is littered with the decaying corpses of Sofa King Kool’s attempts at witty retort. We don’t have any more room. We’d have to build an extension of several tens of thousands of square feet to store all of the lame and crippled comments that Sofa King Kool has posted on topix.
. Filistyne: But what am I going to do with the lame and crippled comeback that is lying on the floor in front of me right now, gasping for breath?
. 911 Operator: Do you have a garbage can there sir?
. Filistyne: Why yes. Yes I do operator.
. 911 Operator: Then throw it in the garbage sir. That’s where all of Sofa King Kool’s topix comments belong sir. Goodbye.
LOL. You gotta try harder Sofa Boy. You’re just not making the grade.

[Hartwick]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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I have never used the name Sunshine. Lighterednuts is the most racist person I have ever encountered. I enjoy trying to bring him a small dose of the misery he has caused others. Got a problem with that?

I would say you're the one with the problem wierdo. If your case worker will provide a voucher for psychological evaluation, you should grab it and get on a shrink's sofa as fast as you can. He may be able to help you get over your fixation with Lighteredknot's sofa. It also might help if the Psychiatrist you choose has some experience in treating gender confused patients.

[Could Be]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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Why do you hillbillies go on and on?

Sofa King Cool, Mr. Sunshine,Icouldusesomehel p, Edith Bunker, help spammer boy, dough boy, jaba the hut, sofa queen douche, piggy, and many more names are all one in the same.He/she is a very demented little man and I do mean little! He sits around watching Bait car and gets primed and quickly puts on reruns of Deliverance. By end of that he is so excited, he is jumping up and down in his broken chair, then he starts pounding his key board to begin his stalking shift. He is obsessed with male on male incest. I think he is caught between being a male and female. He can't go Forward and has come to far to go back.some would almost feel sorry for him, except he is just sooo nasty.he loves black people and has a great need (he thinks) to defend them. What he does not realize is the blacks think he is as pathetic as the white people do.Georgia won't have him and California does not want him.so all he can do day in and day out is sit there with a chicken leg in his mouth hanging on to it with his 3 teeth and troll every thread he can possibly get to, hopeing that maybe just maybe he can find some one to love him and his fat nasty pear shaped sore infested thing he calls a body.one day he will wake up and realize he needs to move out of that shoe box. And set up house keeping at the nearest ZOO. He may possibly become king or even queen there .

[RJS]

more interesting reading from the same link;

http://myfox8.com/2013/01/08/update-mother-sh...

[Sofa King Cool]

Filistyne wrote:

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.911 Operator: This is 911. Please state your emergency!
. Filistyne: Yes, I’m calling from Topix and I have a comeback that needs an ambulance.
. 911 Operator: What’s wrong with it sir?
. Filistyne: It’s lame and crippled and it fell down when it arrived at topix. Right now it’s holding its throat and gasping for air.
. 911 Operator: Is this one of Sofa King Kool’s comebacks sir?
. Filistyne: Why yes. Yes it is operator. How did you know that?
. 911 Operator: I’m sorry sir, but our morgue is littered with the decaying corpses of Sofa King Kool’s attempts at witty retort. We don’t have any more room. We’d have to build an extension of several tens of thousands of square feet to store all of the lame and crippled comments that Sofa King Kool has posted on topix.
. Filistyne: But what am I going to do with the lame and crippled comeback that is lying on the floor in front of me right now, gasping for breath?
. 911 Operator: Do you have a garbage can there sir?
. Filistyne: Why yes. Yes I do operator.
. 911 Operator: Then throw it in the garbage sir. That’s where all of Sofa King Kool’s topix comments belong sir. Goodbye.
LOL. You gotta try harder Sofa Boy. You’re just not making the grade.

It's interesting how you choose to waste your time writing crap that only eric 2.016 reads.

[Kdre]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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It's interesting how you choose to waste your time writing crap that only eric 2.016 reads.

Lmao

[Could Be]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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It's interesting how you choose to waste your time writing crap that only eric 2.016 reads.

What do you mean, everyone reads his coments including YOU.lmao!!!!