Why is Sofa King Cool The King of JawJah?

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1 - 16 of 16 Comments Last updated Feb 4, 2013
Laurel

Mableton, GA

#2 Jan 25, 2013
What are "crackers"?
Eric 2016

Hooks, TX

#4 Jan 25, 2013
What are Aperican Americans?

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#5 Jan 25, 2013
Actually, just about any other uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag would be more closely followed than sofa girl. Unfortunately, he's the only uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag in here.

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#7 Jan 25, 2013
sofa King Cool wrote:
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Hardly paranoid, very informed and anything but schizo.
Why do you feel the need to make things up and make a fool of yourself?
You are the poster boy for fools sofa clown! Its the rep youve earned through years of hard work. Now wear it proudly and dont be a crybaby.
Laurel

Dallas, GA

#9 Jan 25, 2013
Cracker wrote:
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Southern white trash.
As in crackers?
Eric 2016

Hooks, TX

#10 Jan 25, 2013
As in whip cracker.

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#11 Jan 25, 2013
Cracker wrote:
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Southern white trash.
Help! I need some help over here! Im trying to lower the cleverness bar for Sofa trolls retorts. Bring a spade and turf knife. It looks like were going to have to bury the bar at ground level.
Come on you halitosis infested, dandruff shouldered, mullet wearing freak. Youve got to try harder. If we lower the cleverness bar for your comebacks any further, were going to have to learn to speak Mandarin.
Laurel

Dallas, GA

#12 Jan 26, 2013
Ask the chef wrote:
Cracker wrote:

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Southern white trash.
As in crackers?

sofa, sofa King SORRY, come out, come out, wherever you are.

Do you use bigoted and racist terms like crackers, and southern white trash often? Also, why do you post under so many names? Also, when you are proven ignorant on one of your rants, why do you abandon the thread?

Rhetorical, you, Ha! Ha! Ha!

“Marble Man”

Since: Jul 11

Destin, FL

#13 Jan 26, 2013
Laurel wrote:
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Cracker wrote:
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Southern white trash.
As in crackers?
sofa, sofa King SORRY, come out, come out, wherever you are.
Do you use bigoted and racist terms like crackers, and southern white trash often? Also, why do you post under so many names? Also, when you are proven ignorant on one of your rants, why do you abandon the thread?
Rhetorical, you, Ha! Ha! Ha!
Good morning. It didn't take you long to figure him out.

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#14 Jan 26, 2013
Yup! Spot on evaluation.
Eric 2016

Hooks, TX

#15 Jan 26, 2013
Sofa Turd Douche the King of Queens.

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#17 Jan 26, 2013
Cracker wrote:
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Southern white trash.
Racism is defined as indefensible, unwarranted discrimination directed at a particular racial group. Its a branch of a broader condition called group discrimination. This type of discrimination is identical to racism in that those who practice it, routinely and unfairly discriminate against a particular group of people in society as opposed to a particular race. For example, someone who chooses to routinely refer to Southern people as hillbillies falls into the same psychological category as a racist, because the indefensible mental mindset involved in discriminating against a particular group is identical to that involved in discriminating against a particular race. Group discriminators have just chosen a different target at which to direct their indefensible discriminatory behavior.
If, for example, there were some low browed bumpkin in topix who routinely referred to people as Southern hillbillies or white trash, then that amoral individual would be a pitiful example of a person who falls into that sad, pathetic and disgusting group of degenerates affected with prejudicial discriminatory personalities. These misguided people are generally lacking in a sense of self worth and attempt to compensate by searching for ways to glorify themselves by accusing others of the indefensible behavior which they practice themselves. They invariably refuse to acknowledge that they are guilty of the same immoral principles that they accuse so many others of possessing; rather they choose to see themselves as messiahs or knights in shining armor. This odd and treatment resistant mental condition is referred to as the Hero complex. Individuals so affected are invariably deluded, believing themselves to have been divinely chosen to pass judgement on anyone or any group in society which does not conform to the standards that they unilaterally impose on everyone but themselves.
Sound like someone we all know?

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#20 Feb 2, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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You sound fat. Big words, no content. Fat people write like that.
Wow! You must be that porky gender confused guy I heard about. Everyone laughingly calls him the King of Crippled Comebacks because his retorts are so void of wit or cleverness. Ive had some pretty lame comebacks to deal with in topix, but this one was D.O.A.! Always remember Porky; if youre going to attempt to match wits with other posters, you must first possess some wit.
Meanwhile, Im going to have to push your lame and crippled comeback off to one side.... I just have to figure out how to release the brakes on its wheelchair. Rotflmao. Looooser.

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#21 Feb 2, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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You sound fat. Big words, no content. Fat people write like that.
A hushed crowd gathered at the scene of the collapse. The person kneeling over the stationary body turned to those closest and asked,Is there a doctor in the crowd?
All of those gathered looked about, desperately hoping that one of their members was a doctor. The question was repeated from onlooker to onlooker,Is there a doctor here? Is there a doctor in the crowd?
Finally a voice shouted from the back of the crowd,Im a doctor! Whats the problem?
The person tending the collapsed body shouted,One of Sofa Kings comebacks came struggling into the forum on crutches a few minutes ago. Like its creator, its quite fat and its sheer bulk caused its crutches to snap. It fell helpless to the floor and has been lying here for some time. Its face is all blue, it appears to have several broken bones and its hardly breathing.
The doctor at last made his way through the crowd and knelt down beside the motionless comeback.
The look of hopelessness on his face prompted one of the assembled crowd to ask,Should I call an ambulance doctor?
The doctor sighed deeply and in a voice filled with despair replied,An ambulance? No, that would be foolish. Ive dealt with the sofa kings attempts at witty comeback before. Theyre all lame and crippled and destined to die a horrible death no matter what medical intervention occurs. Youd better call a hearse!

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#24 Feb 3, 2013
Owww... Ouchhh... Another lightening bolt of wit from the diseased mind of the sofa fluid inspector.
LOL... You gotta try harder bozo. You're still not making the grade.
on the rocks

Carrollton, GA

#26 Feb 4, 2013
if sofakings welfare check didnt come next month, he would be on the street .Thats how close to being a KING is to a KING.. KING KONG MAYBE

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