Fabulous Employment Opportunaties

Fabulous Employment Opportunaties

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Gov Morehead Preschools

Kansas City, MO

#1 Mar 22, 2013
Very Attractive Employment Oppertunities at Governor Morehead Preschool
Literacy is negotioable, barely literate prolly OK
Degree from Substandard School Negotiable
Work When You Want to and Take Plenty of Time Off
Must Have Political Correct Politics as in D not R
Fat Sallary and Other Pecunary Benefits
Oppertunities for Advancement
Fabulous Perks

1. Free use of state vehicle and gasoline paid for by taxpayers as runabout, taxi for pets, weekend heavy hauler, flea market truck, and taking your kids to and from school and college
2. Free lawyers, judges, and free use of state facilites including courthouse, magistrates, sheriff, police, and Districk Attorney
3. Free immunity from tax cheating, perjury, illegal use of 911 emergency lines, lie detecter tests, building code violatons, and other crimes and missedemeanors
4. Set down with us and we will tell you about even more disirable accomodations that we cannot discuss online.
Contack us thru our website today!
MartyTackitt-Gri st

Mills River, NC

#2 Mar 28, 2013
Oh, boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! Boohooohoooohoooo! The intent is to jeppardize my job!

So I stole from the taxpayers and lied in court several times under oath. What business is it of yours?

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