Howdy, My Fame as Duane Deavers

Howdy, My Fame as Duane Deavers

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Duane Deavers

Mills River, NC

#1 Dec 23, 2011
Howdy, my fame as Duane Deavers
Is founded on blood of slain beavers.
At SBI I showed with blood splatters,
All sizes and shapes of pig bladders,
And flesh we ripped into tatters
That nobbling the twelve's all that matters.
That the science of junk
Was by me (such a hunk!) a slam dunk.
Those murders so tragic could be solved with black magic.
And Taylor and Mike, they killed with a pike,
The bill of a shrike, and meat cleavers.

We could solve a murder a minute;
With a smidgen of blood we could win it;
Me and Gerald we knowed how to spin it.
Now they set at my table for dinner--
Ev'ry one a sow-bellied grinner.
How could they fire such a winner
Who helped lock away every sinner?
They have besmirched my name and darkened my fame
And this you cannot deny: They will LIE at the SBI.
Lisa Wilkes

Wake Forest, NC

#2 Dec 23, 2011
Stupid post, asspipe.
RankF

Europe

#3 Feb 4, 2013
What's stupid about it?
Lisa Wilkes wrote:
Stupid post, asspipe.

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