Buh Bye all you IBM Employees

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#1
Feb 16, 2011
 
Sorry all of you are being replaced by Indians and Chinamens. Oh well you were overpaid way too long. Why don't you move back up North?

Here is a great place to read up on all their whining. Enjoy.

http://www.endicottalliance.org/jobcutsreport...
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#2
Feb 17, 2011
 
Hilarious.
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#3
Feb 22, 2011
 
Hey unemployed IBMers here are some new friends you can visit with in between jobs real soon. Slim Jim plant closing in May.

http://www.newsobserver.com/2011/02/22/100558...
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Feb 24, 2011
 
Resource Action wrote:
Sorry all of you are being replaced by Indians and Chinamens. Oh well you were overpaid way too long. Why don't you move back up North?
Here is a great place to read up on all their whining. Enjoy.
http://www.endicottalliance.org/jobcutsreport...
By the grammar and spelling in your post, you are obviously unemployed. Why are you so jealous of us? Fired, huh? Thought so.
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Feb 24, 2011
 
BREAKING NEWS FOR "Current IBMer"

Large Resource Action taking place today.

Comment 2/24/11: IBM Global Services/AMS/IBM Global account losing 194 staff, according to the package, if I counted right.-What@endicottalliance.o rg-
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Comment 2/24/11: GBS AMS - IBM Global Account is laying off, I mean firing, people today. I don't know how many but 2 people I know were let go. One in Pok and one in Raleigh.-Anonymous-
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Comment 2/24/11: CIO BT/IT and Global Business Services so far. Just the notice not the numbers (yet).-RA Announced-
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Comment 2/24/11: I work in Global Business Services AMS on the IBM account and was cut today after 24 years. Can't say I didn't expect it, just didn't know when it would happen. Looks like there were about 300 in my group cut. I sent the details in.-Now Former GBS IT Specialist-
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Comment 2/24/11: Had a call with my manager today that RAs are coming down all across GBS. Told the calls are starting today. Was informed that there will be impacts in our org and other orgs I work with but no specific numbers given.-gbs worker bee-
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Comment 2/24/11: Please look into Endicott resource action happening today -anonymous-
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Comment 2/24/11: I am a learning consultant in GBS. I just heard from my manager that I did not lose my job in a "resource action" today, but that others in my group did.-Anonymous-
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Comment 2/24/11: RA in IGS today. Uncertain of the numbers but rumor is that it is large.-Bullet_dodger-
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Comment 2/24/11: RA today in IGS (Lexington KY, probably others)-What@endicottalliance. org-
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Comment 2/24/11: Firings today. Confirmed in GBS and div 1G -Miss Cleo-
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Comment 2/24/11: Another RA happening now, I do not have specifics because I managed to be below the radar.-GTS--Duck-you-Sucker-Or -Stand-Up-And-Join-the-Union-

Send us some cool pics from India or China when you get there. Love ya, mean it.
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Feb 24, 2011
 
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#7
Feb 24, 2011
 
Here is some info to assist you with your departure from the good ole USA...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China

Don't forget your little red dot makeup if India is your destination. You may want to consider a permanent red dot tattoo. Don't thank me, just glad to help.
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Feb 25, 2011
 
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Feb 25, 2011
 
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#16
Feb 28, 2011
 
Looks like about 6,000 got tossed to the curb nationwide with this latest RA. The natives are restless this morning.

http://www.endicottalliance.org/jobcutsreport...

http://www.kttc.com/Global/story.asp...
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#17
Mar 2, 2011
 
This is hilarious!

http://www.endicottalliance.org/jobcutsreport...

Comment 3/01/11: I knew my lay off was just a matter of time and knoew it for years. But at 28.6 years!! What a reaming!! Thanks Sam! However, what really sucks now, when looking for a job in IT,(which itself sucks now!) is when phone calls regarding the jobs are returned by ALL Indians! Now THEY hire us. WTF is wrong with you America !!! And these young arrogant IBMers who are on fast tracks, A word to the wise, All the ones I knew that were, are now gone! BWAHAHAHA ! HOW ABOUT SOME GREEN EGGS AND HAM, SAM!-28.6 years-
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#18
Mar 4, 2011
 
Thanks for everything folks.

Comment 3/02/11: Palmisano, 59, who's led the company for eight years, received $9 million in incentives last year, the company said in a regulatory filing today. That compares with $4.75 million a year earlier. Sam makes all the money, we as IBMers continue to be RA'ed -ANA-

http://www.endicottalliance.org/jobcutsreport...

You guys are the best.
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#19
Mar 7, 2011
 
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#20
Mar 7, 2011
 
Hope you all find new jobs soon.
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#21
Apr 1, 2011
 
CEO's making lots of money and they deserve every penny.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/manag...

Sammy only made $25,000,000. He deserves much more. IBM stock up 14.3% in 2010. Whatever you are doing Sammy keep up the good work. You are making all of us shareholders very wealthy and we greatly appreciate it.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/manag...
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#22
Apr 15, 2011
 
Time for an update folks:

Comment 4/14/11: IBM is developing an application called Liquid Portal, which is very much like the commercial TopCoder.com where freelance developers compete for one-time assignments that pay a nominal amount of cash. There is a huge push by executives, particularly in AMS to start running competitions on Liquid Portal. It's clear that VP/Director bonuses depend on it. Development teams are being required to parcel out their project requirements as competitions on Liquid Portal. They must create specifications and run competitions rather than do the work themselves. The core development are then left to try to integrate the disjointed deliverables and deal with the continuous training and inefficiency that comes with the lack of continuity. The ultimate plan will be to RA full time developers and allow them to return to compete for short-term assignments through Liquid Portal, which will eventually be an external application. IBM DOES NOT WANT FULL TIME EMPLOYEES. Who remembers IBM Executive Tim Ringo and how he spilled the beans on this last year, boasting of crowdsourcing and the plan to eventually cut 299K employees? Well, Liquid Portal will be the primary tool used to displace full time IBMers worldwide.-Anonymous-

Have a great weekend!!!

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#23
Apr 19, 2011
 
IBM stock soars after hours based on 1st Quarter results. Thanks for making me richer Sammy!

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/ib...
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#25
May 20, 2011
 
Any RA's being whispered about lately?
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#26
May 21, 2011
 
My grandfather was fired from IBM in the 70s, and I've never gotten over it. No one hurts my grampy. I'm angry at you IBM'ers. I'll post more hilarious content later -- off to Hardees for my shift.
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#28
May 25, 2011
 
Extra Extra read all about it. The next Resource Action is underway!

http://www.wral.com/business/story/9640870/

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