Best way to beat my meat

Best way to beat my meat

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Baller

Kingsport, TN

#1 Jun 6, 2011
I want to know how to beat my meat or slam my salami. Should I use oil on it? Just learning to cook
hotmama

United States

#2 Jun 6, 2011
Baller wrote:
I want to know how to beat my meat or slam my salami. Should I use oil on it? Just learning to cook
You have to start out slow, need it and massage it. You must show it love. Oil is good but be choosy not just any oil will do.
Stupid

United States

#4 Jun 7, 2011
In private so no one has to witness your disformation.
Limerick

Morristown, TN

#5 Jun 7, 2011
Stick your pecker in,
Put your right hand out;
Put your pecker in your hand,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/hokey.htm
stupid

Knoxville, TN

#7 Jun 9, 2011
i beat mine on the way back from the grocery store in the car that way its done when i get home
Similar

Dandridge, TN

#8 Jun 9, 2011
Hell if you had a woman like me you wouldn't have to ask this question, Ask my husband, no body beats, marinates, or places his cock err..... i mean his meat in the oven the way I do
expert

Morristown, TN

#9 Jun 9, 2011
Bologna throw it in the microwave for about 15seconds. I promise this is the closest to the real thing you will ever get.
sure sure

Morristown, TN

#10 Jun 10, 2011
Get your mother to do it for you.
Chester

Kingsport, TN

#11 Jun 10, 2011
Baller wrote:
I want to know how to beat my meat or slam my salami. Should I use oil on it? Just learning to cook
my sister does it for me. i'll ask her when she gets home from school. prety sure it's Jergens Orignal Scent. Smell good!
Johnny

United States

#12 Jun 10, 2011
expert wrote:
Bologna throw it in the microwave for about 15seconds. I promise this is the closest to the real thing you will ever get.
I haven't tried that yet but it does sound like it'd be pretty good.
expert

Morristown, TN

#13 Jun 10, 2011
Johnny wrote:
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I haven't tried that yet but it does sound like it'd be pretty good.
LOL.. Dude I was the J.O. king when I was 13 it is the best way. Even had my mom saying your going to get fat eating all that bologna. Little did she know I was bopping the bologna while dreaming of eating something else(girl nextdoor)..
Poppy

Arkadelphia, AR

#14 Jan 4, 2013
I need to beat my meat when is the best time to do it
justice

United States

#15 Jan 4, 2013
Use a hammer on it. Then give your brain a whack. Ought to produce the same results. LOL .
well

United States

#16 Jan 4, 2013
Bologna with mayo...wrap & have fun!
monkey nuts

Morristown, TN

#17 Jan 4, 2013
Oh hell use peanut butter the creamy kind that way it feels like your ass wrecking a woman or man which ever your into and ky works good as well! And i wana borrow dudes sister ..lol
tinkywinky

Wilmington, NC

#18 Jan 4, 2013
Baller wrote:
I want to know how to beat my meat or slam my salami. Should I use oil on it? Just learning to cook
or lotion lolz
jman

Morristown, TN

#19 Jan 4, 2013
I love jacking off with a hot chics panties after she has came them full .. that is so f ing hot and fun!
omg

United States

#20 Jan 18, 2013
I can't believe ppl actually answered this nonsense..
duh huh

Morristown, TN

#23 Jan 20, 2013
Similar wrote:
Hell if you had a woman like me you wouldn't have to ask this question, Ask my husband, no body beats, marinates, or places his cock err..... i mean his meat in the oven the way I do
Im in love....lmfao
Doodt

Morristown, TN

#24 Jan 20, 2013
My friend likes to pull on it up against her ugly.

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