The Politically Correct, All-Inclusive Holiday Greeting

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Since: Nov 09

Morristown, TN

#1 Dec 8, 2009
Now you can send out those holiday greeting cards and know you aren't offending or excluding anyone:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Since: Nov 09

Madison, WI

#2 Dec 8, 2009
Renee750il wrote:
Now you can send out those holiday greeting cards and know you aren't offending or excluding anyone:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .
Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
LOL. My only correction... Sexual Orientation. I didn't choose a preference.:-)

Since: Dec 09

BTW, my ISP isnt accurate!

#3 Dec 8, 2009
Nice.. but I prefer "Hello".

Haha

Since: Nov 09

Morristown, TN

#4 Dec 8, 2009
bearlyfit wrote:
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LOL. My only correction... Sexual Orientation. I didn't choose a preference.:-)
Good point! It should probably say both orientation and preference, in deference to those who preach abstinence, lol

“Gravity gets me down!”

Since: Feb 09

Small Southern City

#5 Dec 8, 2009
Nice Renee. Are you the author? I just sent it to a couple of show performers in Las Vegas who I know will get a kick out of it.

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#6 Dec 8, 2009
Why Thank you very very much Renee,.How very thoughtful.I in return,wish you and your family the same.Oh by the way, I am still going to put up a "CHRISTMAS TREE" and not a "holiday Tree" this year,as so it might still infuriate some though.

Since: Nov 09

Morristown, TN

#7 Dec 8, 2009
Collective Pitch wrote:
Nice Renee. Are you the author? I just sent it to a couple of show performers in Las Vegas who I know will get a kick out of it.
No, sadly I can't lay claim to it. One of my friends on the forum I moderate posted it. I have no idea where its origins lie/lay(?), but I told Eddie to consider it rogued.
bjt

Morristown, TN

#8 Dec 8, 2009
echostar wrote:
Why Thank you very very much Renee,.How very thoughtful.I in return,wish you and your family the same.Oh by the way, I am still going to put up a "CHRISTMAS TREE" and not a "holiday Tree" this year,as so it might still infuriate some though.
Had to giggle, thinking of echo putting up a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Merry Christmas echostar!

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#9 Dec 8, 2009
bjt wrote:
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Had to giggle, thinking of echo putting up a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Merry Christmas echostar!
Thank you,as I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas ,and a Great start for the upcoming New year or as we jokingly call it sometimes "A Yappy Hew Near"
Common Values

Morristown, TN

#10 Dec 9, 2009
To all of you, Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year!

Yes, I have my trees up - My seven Christmas Trees! Enjoy the season, and never forget
God is Great!
Curious

Murfreesboro, TN

#11 Dec 9, 2009
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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