Santa writes back?????FUNNY STUFF.
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“The Face of Evil”
Since: Sep 08
#1 Dec 21, 2008
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer.
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a FRIGING book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do.
It blows my FRIGING mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed like Chutes and Ladders.
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Who the hell names their kid "Francis" anyways?
#2 Dec 29, 2008
Deer(SP?) Santa: Please bring me a dictionary and hooked on fonics(SP?). I luv(SP) you Santa...
Happie Knew Yeare(SP?)
#3 Dec 28, 2012
Dear Santa please bring me a Austin Mahone C.D, Justin Bieber Book, Nikki Minaj C.D.and a Drake C.D.
#4 Dec 28, 2012
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