Since: Oct 10

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#1 Apr 2, 2011
So I'm watching this show on TLC about people with problematic sex situations: painful sex, sex addiction, fetish, squirting, whatever.
So who her has a weird sex moment or weird sex life???

Since: Mar 09

United States

#2 Apr 2, 2011
I believe cc answers does. She has threesomes that include her husband and two or more of her personalities.
CornEater

Morristown, TN

#3 Apr 3, 2011
I just took a massive dump on your front porch. go look!
stinkie toe

United States

#4 Apr 3, 2011
CornEater wrote:
I just took a massive dump on your front porch. go look!
Thats not a sexual thing, thats an anel thing. Unless you are into scat.
Johnny

United States

#5 Apr 3, 2011
I was visiting friends in Virginia a few years ago and one night I went to a party and go majorly plastered. We were smoking it up soon but ran out of bud after awhile.
I had been to a bar a couple of miles down the road a few times during my visit and scored from the bartender once when I was there, so I told my pals I was going to walk down to the bar and see what was up.
I walked out onto the sidewalk and the next thing I remember is coming to in a strangers home. I was sitting on his lap, my pants around my ankles and the guy had a finger from one hand in my ass and was jacking me with the other hand. Now, I'm not gay but I had done a lil experimenting before so I didn't totally freak out over the situation, I guess mostly because I was so thoroughly drunk. The guy's fingernail was scratching the inside of my ass so I told him to stop that and hedid, then went on jacking me till I came. He didn't try to get me to do anything to him and said he had been in his yard when I came down the street and had asked him to use the bathroom.
We sat around listening to some music and I passed out and woke up the next morning in the dude's bed naked next to him who was also naked. When Iwoke up he was playing with me and I was hard as a rock. I came again and he wanted me to go down on him but I told him I was feeling a lil queasy and I'd pass. He threw back the covers and laid there and jacked himself off in front of me.
He said I could use his shower before I left if I wanted and he went into the front room and went to sleep on the couch. I showered and left.
While I consider myself straight and maybe the tiniest bit bi, I still get a pretty nice hard on when I think about what happened. The guy had a huge dick, like about ten inches.

“Up A Notch”

Since: Feb 11

Appalachia

#6 Apr 3, 2011
Middle Tennessee State University. 1981. Mushrooms. Dorm room. Amy and me.
Yeah

Sevierville, TN

#7 Apr 3, 2011
Johnny wrote:
I was visiting friends in Virginia a few years ago and one night I went to a party and go majorly plastered. We were smoking it up soon but ran out of bud after awhile.
I had been to a bar a couple of miles down the road a few times during my visit and scored from the bartender once when I was there, so I told my pals I was going to walk down to the bar and see what was up.
I walked out onto the sidewalk and the next thing I remember is coming to in a strangers home. I was sitting on his lap, my pants around my ankles and the guy had a finger from one hand in my ass and was jacking me with the other hand. Now, I'm not gay but I had done a lil experimenting before so I didn't totally freak out over the situation, I guess mostly because I was so thoroughly drunk. The guy's fingernail was scratching the inside of my ass so I told him to stop that and hedid, then went on jacking me till I came. He didn't try to get me to do anything to him and said he had been in his yard when I came down the street and had asked him to use the bathroom.
We sat around listening to some music and I passed out and woke up the next morning in the dude's bed naked next to him who was also naked. When Iwoke up he was playing with me and I was hard as a rock. I came again and he wanted me to go down on him but I told him I was feeling a lil queasy and I'd pass. He threw back the covers and laid there and jacked himself off in front of me.
He said I could use his shower before I left if I wanted and he went into the front room and went to sleep on the couch. I showered and left.
While I consider myself straight and maybe the tiniest bit bi, I still get a pretty nice hard on when I think about what happened. The guy had a huge dick, like about ten inches.
you e gay.
Yeah

Sevierville, TN

#8 Apr 3, 2011
"you are"
It is what it is

Morristown, TN

#9 Apr 4, 2011
Well, Johnny, sounds gay to me. The fact that you didn't mind a finger in your ass just not the scratching. & what guy compliments another guys size. If it looks, acts, & walks like a duck it's probably a duck.
MizzNastyy

Morristown, TN

#11 Apr 4, 2011
whoops. i sent it twice?
Robin

Sacramento, CA

#12 Jun 23, 2011
I went to a Fetish store and bought a 'Condom Catsuit', which is a transparent(like a condom)latex rubber catsuit with attached 'condom hood'.The condom hood has eye, nose and mouth openings, a 'reservoir tip', and rolls down, just like a condom. I then added a pair of elbow length shiny glossy black rubber gloves, and zipped up and over tne condom catsuit a pair of super shiny-glossy PVC stiletto heeled thigh high boots. I opened the crotch zip, and rolled on a latex rubber condom. My girlfriend then gave me a condom BJ, followed by a condom handjob. I then watched a Japanes Bukkake video called 'Human Condom Woman', where a woman wears an identical transparent latex rubber catsuit like mine. I masturbated into a latex rubber ocndom as I watched her video. I like being a 'condom'. Very erotic and kinky!!!!!!
Limerick

Morristown, TN

#13 Jun 24, 2011
Kid Carbon wrote:
Middle Tennessee State University. 1981. Mushrooms. Dorm room. Amy and me.
"Shrooms!" You have awakened
Memories I hoped long gone;
Psylocybin - a drug of choice of mine,
Which I wish right now I'm on.

I'd party by myself right here,
I'd laugh 'til jaw would ache;
I'd sing to the topmost of my lungs,
And drool each breath I'd take.

More vivid colors and heightened sense,
Of all that does surround;
And sight through secret fissures,
To realms beyond this bound.

No, speak no more of this my friend,
Of mushrooms leave unsaid;
For mundane is my existence now,
Where once I was a "Head".

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