A Method for Losing Weight
Posted in the Morristown Forum
#1 Dec 23, 2012
The New Year is coming soon,
And many will make resolutions;
The morbidly obese will pledge to lose -
A problem for which I've solutions:
Post yourselves in Walmart parking,
With signs that clearly state:
"Will trade sex for food",
And off will come that weight.
#2 Dec 23, 2012
Don't ask a person who lost weight what diet they were on. That same person who was on that diet will gain that 20 pounds back and probably 20 more. Instead the fat person who wants to seriously lose weight and keep it off should observe the eating and exercising habit of a normal weight and/or fit person and ADOPT that lifestyle..... just sayin'!
#3 Dec 23, 2012
just stop the calorie intake and u will lose weight
#4 Dec 23, 2012
You've got that right. I have no groceries and my car is broken down. Since last Saturday, I have eaten a bag of carrots, peanut butter and crackers, and mints I found in the couch cushions. Sweet tea has saved my sanity. I have lost about 6 pounds.
#5 Dec 23, 2012
well didnt mean it like that ,do u need any help,i will if i can.
#6 Dec 23, 2012
Hey, thanks for asking, but I have a ride on Christmas afternoon. I intend to enjoy the remainder of my food and be grateful for having it. As they say, "if I only knew then what I know now". I bet I gain back that 5/6 pounds rather quickly once I sit down to graze.
Just kidding, of course, because I only weigh about 110 lbs.
Merry Christmas !!
#8 Dec 23, 2012
Merry Christmas honey have a safe one to.
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