The best birth control is.........

The best birth control is.........

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chumor

Jefferson City, TN

#1 Oct 3, 2012
Today I had am appointment at my OB/GYN as I sat there waiting there were two very young ladies there(couldnt been 17-18 yrs.of age) and they were talking about what was the best birth control to use.The conversation has stuck with me since one of the young ladies was saying she had a 2 yr. old and was wanting to have another baby so her man would stay with her.......I had 3 sons and then my husband passed away,the hardship I encountered over the next twenty years ..working two and three jobs to make ends meet (didnt believe in welfare) should be the best birth control in the world.Dont get me wrong I love my family with my soul but it was sooooooo hard and I look back now and wonder how I did it.

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#2 Oct 3, 2012
chumor wrote:
Today I had am appointment at my OB/GYN as I sat there waiting there were two very young ladies there(couldnt been 17-18 yrs.of age) and they were talking about what was the best birth control to use.The conversation has stuck with me since one of the young ladies was saying she had a 2 yr. old and was wanting to have another baby so her man would stay with her.......I had 3 sons and then my husband passed away,the hardship I encountered over the next twenty years ..working two and three jobs to make ends meet (didnt believe in welfare) should be the best birth control in the world.Dont get me wrong I love my family with my soul but it was sooooooo hard and I look back now and wonder how I did it.
You did it because you are a loving mother and wanted to meet the needs of your family.Having children is a huge responsibility and many gals and guys aren't aware of it.
Mandy Candy

Morristown, TN

#3 Oct 3, 2012
Multiple men, if you intake a lot of sperm it confuses and new stuff daily will soon make it hard to stick. The body thinks because it has different stuff it has just got an infection and it just flushes it out so to speak.
chumor

Jefferson City, TN

#4 Oct 3, 2012
sperm is sperm and those little suckers dont get confused....LOL
Mandy Candy

Morristown, TN

#5 Oct 3, 2012
No I disagree with you some is thick, sticky, lumpy, sour, sweet, salty, runny, clear, dark, lot and little. Not all the same. And different consistncy's and different combo absolutely confuse the feminine control room. If you pump in tea to a coke machine one day and dr pepper the next then orange the next then hawaiian punch then dr pepper, then coffee, then beer, then wine, and so on changing it up ever day or so soon it all is gonna be nothing and flushed out for water.
chumor

Jefferson City, TN

#7 Oct 3, 2012
Mandy Candy wrote:
No I disagree with you some is thick, sticky, lumpy, sour, sweet, salty, runny, clear, dark, lot and little. Not all the same. And different consistncy's and different combo absolutely confuse the feminine control room. If you pump in tea to a coke machine one day and dr pepper the next then orange the next then hawaiian punch then dr pepper, then coffee, then beer, then wine, and so on changing it up ever day or so soon it all is gonna be nothing and flushed out for water.
Ms.Mandy,being in the nursing profession I am not saying I am a "sperm professional" LOL You are correct in saying that there are different textures and tastes....lol but I promise you that once sperm is released them lil suckers swim like trout up a stream.wine or dine or beer and cheer they have one purpose.
amen

Jefferson City, TN

#8 Oct 3, 2012
chumor wrote:
<quoted text>Ms.Mandy,being in the nursing profession I am not saying I am a "sperm professional" LOL You are correct in saying that there are different textures and tastes....lol but I promise you that once sperm is released them lil suckers swim like trout up a stream.wine or dine or beer and cheer they have one purpose.
CHUMOR that has me sitting at my desk laughing so hard.I dont think it could have been said any better unless LIMERICK gets ahold of this one!!! It is great to read the humor you seem to have in your heart.
Anonymous

Greenwood, SC

#9 Oct 3, 2012
chumor wrote:
<quoted text>Ms.Mandy,being in the nursing profession I am not saying I am a "sperm professional" LOL You are correct in saying that there are different textures and tastes....lol but I promise you that once sperm is released them lil suckers swim like trout up a stream.wine or dine or beer and cheer they have one purpose.
You tell her chumor she likes talking or does she like tasting Sperm I'm confused?
hahahhaha

Jefferson City, TN

#10 Oct 3, 2012
Mandy Candy wrote:
No I disagree with you some is thick, sticky, lumpy, sour, sweet, salty, runny, clear, dark, lot and little. Not all the same. And different consistncy's and different combo absolutely confuse the feminine control room. If you pump in tea to a coke machine one day and dr pepper the next then orange the next then hawaiian punch then dr pepper, then coffee, then beer, then wine, and so on changing it up ever day or so soon it all is gonna be nothing and flushed out for water.
im not being a smarta$$ but are u serious?
countrybob

Jefferson City, TN

#11 Oct 3, 2012
Mandy Candy wrote:
No I disagree with you some is thick, sticky, lumpy, sour, sweet, salty, runny, clear, dark, lot and little. Not all the same. And different consistncy's and different combo absolutely confuse the feminine control room. If you pump in tea to a coke machine one day and dr pepper the next then orange the next then hawaiian punch then dr pepper, then coffee, then beer, then wine, and so on changing it up ever day or so soon it all is gonna be nothing and flushed out for water.
can i ask if u got six kids or a six pack of coke?
christian

Jefferson City, TN

#12 Oct 3, 2012
The best birth control should be taught at an early age and that is not partaking in sex until you are married.
funny

Jefferson City, TN

#13 Oct 3, 2012
countrybob wrote:
<quoted text>can i ask if u got six kids or a six pack of coke?
thats funny!
Limerick

Morristown, TN

#14 Oct 3, 2012
If to child-bearing and rearing,
You can not commit;
Then the best advice -
Is just sit on it.
Yankee in M-town

Jefferson City, TN

#15 Oct 3, 2012
Just because you are married that does not mean you are responsible... kids hurry to get married so they can have sex and not piss off their parents.
ivegotrythym

Jefferson City, TN

#16 Oct 4, 2012
dont bank on the rythym method,we have four kids
Simple Joe

Morristown, TN

#17 Oct 4, 2012
christian wrote:
The best birth control should be taught at an early age and that is not partaking in sex until you are married.
That seems to have worked very well here in the Bible Belt.
hit me

Wilmington, NC

#18 Oct 4, 2012
The best birth control in the world. Is not to have sex at all.
Daddy

Morristown, TN

#19 Oct 4, 2012
I've always found that if you kill them after you rape them then you don't have to worry about them getting pregnant. If you kill them by burning them it also removes the DNA evidence, so that takes care of two birds with one stone. Rape, because women like it that way.
absolute truth

United States

#20 Oct 4, 2012
Learn to suck and swallow
Anonymous

Nashville, TN

#21 Oct 4, 2012
This one is getting out of hand. Lol

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