best way to masterbate??

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fgy

Morristown, TN

#1 Feb 6, 2011
What's the best way and where is the wildest place?
obviously

Morristown, TN

#2 Feb 6, 2011
With the hands of your mom and at your moms house. And if you have a sister,that would work as well.
&$

Walland, TN

#3 Feb 6, 2011
Put a gallon bag between 2 matresses and spit in it and go to work lol
patrick

United States

#5 Feb 10, 2011
let my wife do it for me
my fave

United States

#6 Feb 10, 2011
In front of a full length mirror while fantasizing I have a boisterous, amused audience.
Skip

United States

#7 Feb 10, 2011
I prefer the "stranger". Sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then rub one out. Who's hand is that? Ohhhh. It's mine!
Dude Love

Morristown, TN

#8 Feb 10, 2011
Skip wrote:
I prefer the "stranger". Sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then rub one out. Who's hand is that? Ohhhh. It's mine!
I spit my drink up! That is so funny.
Travis C

United States

#9 Feb 10, 2011
I like to rub one out while I am driving down the road in my car.Its like people are watching you but in all reality they have no idea what you are doing!!!!!!!!!

“To be or Not to be..”

Since: Nov 10

Russellville, Tn

#11 Feb 12, 2011
I'M SORRY, but i think the term "rub one out" is the funniest thing I've ever heard, LOL!!! i like the term, "rosy palm". And for the ladies...." I have minnie!" "Minnie?" "Yeah, minnie fingers!" Bahahahahaha!!
Luca Brasi

Dawsonville, GA

#12 Feb 12, 2011
I guess the first thing you should do is learn how to spell it! Masturbate, get it, now go get a grip on yourself, while your wife is busy getting a grip on me. Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, splat.
the mall

Bullhead City, AZ

#13 Feb 12, 2011
fgy wrote:
What's the best way and where is the wildest place?
Get a newspaper and go to the mall, find you a lady with big boobs preferabably braless or one with a short dress and go to town while talking to her , but of course keep covered up.

“To be or Not to be..”

Since: Nov 10

Russellville, Tn

#14 Feb 12, 2011
Luca Brasi wrote:
I guess the first thing you should do is learn how to spell it! Masturbate, get it, now go get a grip on yourself, while your wife is busy getting a grip on me. Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, splat.
You just posted on the thread i made about terms for women and man private parts, being an a$$, and now you post this? Hmmmm, i wonder!

Since: Feb 10

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#15 Feb 12, 2011
At the hands of another... while watching porn... that is the best way.
thats good also

Bullhead City, AZ

#16 Feb 12, 2011
the_voice_of_truth wrote:
At the hands of another... while watching porn... that is the best way.
thats good also, i lile baby oil,that way no sores and it leaves you clean.
Luca Brasi

Dawsonville, GA

#17 Feb 12, 2011
lovinevrym1nute wrote:
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You just posted on the thread i made about terms for women and man private parts, being an a$$, and now you post this? Hmmmm, i wonder!
Oh gee, did I respond to your thread or to the wacko that started this topic, ah that would be "fgy". Why don't you put a bag or two over your head and go find a date.
sure sure

Walland, TN

#18 Feb 12, 2011
I like to call phone sex and have the ladies do small penis humiliation on me. nothing gets me hotter.
sure sure

Morristown, TN

#19 Feb 13, 2011
sure sure wrote:
I like to call phone sex and have the ladies do small penis humiliation on me. nothing gets me hotter.
No one's gonna believe that's me if you don't capitalize it. Here, I'll fix it, so you can imitate me at another time.

I like to a call phone sex hotline and have the ladies do small penis humiliation on me. Nothing gets me hotter.

There you go, buddy. Just copy that and save it for next time. I also added the word hotline, because you can't really call phone sex. It's not a tangible place.
strange

United States

#20 Feb 14, 2011
patrick wrote:
let my wife do it for me
Will she do it for me to.
benjamin palmer

Birmingham, UK

#21 Mar 12, 2013
I like to put my finger up my bumhole while i watch my sister finger herself. its so pleasuring.
The truth

Winchester, KY

#22 Mar 12, 2013
The European grip

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