Ask Dr. Marcia: Bridezilla needs a wa...

Ask Dr. Marcia: Bridezilla needs a wakeup call

There are 1 comment on the Daily Record story from May 23, 2010, titled Ask Dr. Marcia: Bridezilla needs a wakeup call. In it, Daily Record reports that:

Dear Dr. Marcia: My fiance agreed to lose at least 20 pounds before our wedding.

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Dr Vito

Phillipsburg, NJ

#1 May 23, 2010
"Dear Dr. Marcia: My fiance agreed to lose at least 20 pounds before our wedding. He joined the same gym on Route 10 where I go after work. It's right around the corner from where he lives in Morris Plains. But he never goes to the gym.
Now the wedding is less than two months away, and he has lost only three pounds. He thinks I'm being ridiculous, but his weight is all in his stomach, and he looked awful when he was trying on tuxedos.
I'm in tears over this and don't want to be embarrassed by the way he looks at the reception. I also don't want to be with a beached whale on our honeymoon in Aruba. When I talk to him about it, he just makes jokes. Should I threaten to postpone the wedding until he loses the weight?
I need your help, fast.
-- Desperate"
Dear Desperate:
Your horny fiance ain't at the gym on Route 10. He's out drinkin' beer, eatin' ribs and onion rings and partyin' with with a pole dancer from Smiles. The slob you're marrying is doin' it with her almost every night in the back seat of his car. You might want to consider calling off the wedding until you have him checked for socially transmitted diseases.
Dr. Vito

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