MBV to buy seeing eye dogs

MBV to buy seeing eye dogs

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hoodo

Shirley, NY

#1 Mar 17, 2014
The Village is rumored to be buying 3 seeing eye dogs to accompany our brave but sightless Code Enforcement offers on there rounds. For three years we have watched our brave MBCEO's drive by obvious eye sores and violations. This was perplexing because the violations were so obvious and blatant. Well it turns out after the village gave the brave officers an eye exam it was discovered they were all legally blind.So the wise Village Trustees and the Mayor are buying them seeing eye dogs to help them spot the violations. Now maybe they can teach the the dogs to write the summons.And then we can retire the gallant MBVCEO's and give their jobs to the dogs.
Badtothebone Poetico

Shoreham, NY

#2 Mar 17, 2014
I like dogs cause they bite. They know the style of sex I like.
EvanCornholio

Netherlands

#3 Mar 18, 2014
Just another excuse for officials to provide for their sexual fantasies. beastiality
hoodo

Shirley, NY

#4 Mar 22, 2014
But its true

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