The ultimate Christmas gift

The ultimate Christmas gift

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Elk Grove Village, IL

#1 Dec 25, 2013
The love of my life, my man Vic got me the ultimate Christmas gift. He got me a mistletoe belt. I was so overjoyed when I opened it up and saw it. Even though I was wearing a robe instead of pants, the romantic man Vic insisted that I put the mistletoe belt. He has been kissing underneath the mistletoe belt all morning long. Maybe later he will wear the mistletoe belt above his cameltoe. What a joyous time of year it is.

Elk Grove Village, IL

#3 Dec 31, 2013
We dont have any fireworks, but my man Vic are going to start the new year with a bang.

What a wonderful year 2013 has been for us.

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