Mayor Bill Biondi,Deputy Mayor Gary (Boom Boom) Stiriz abd the three village trustees have been offered the opportunity to have a professional lube jobe befor intering thr system.
The spokesperson said the reason for this unprecedented offer was simply that the inmates at the Riverhead Jailhave heard rumors of impending indictments for the village offcials' and some of them really have big crushes on some of them.
It seems that Bill and "Boom Boom" are the fave poster boys.One of the inmates was heard to say."Dat Gary gots a mighty sweeet Booooooootaaaaaaa.Noimsayin,um m ya I gona date dat Gary.Hegoneaget some Boom Boom.
A deep Barry White sounding voice drifted from far down the hall said Ummmmmm I Woont Billll.
The spokesman said the lube jobe will be preformed by Unicorn Motors on Neighborhood Rd. in Mastic Beach free of charge.
Love is in the air