William Derek Church
Toasty Coastie

Dunedin, FL

#168 Feb 15, 2014
Oh crap William Derek and Kiaya Church...

I don't think your got your VD love we left for you yesterday..so here it is again for you CHUBTOADS to enjoy :)

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<3
Churchs Claims

Escondido, CA

#169 Feb 15, 2014
For those that didt see it this is William Derek Church's "record" that he claims. He posted this to rebut him being outted.. NONE of these claims are true.

August 08 1995 Report to Ft. Benning 30th AG for 11B AIT
September 30 1995 Completion of AIT Ft. Benning, received PV3
Airborne School- Immediately following AIT as a volunteer October 1995; Received E-4 Specialist
RIP- Ranger Initiation Processing- Immediately following Airborne School also as a volunteer From End of October 1995- December 1995
ANOC and BNOC- January- February of 1996; upon Completion given Corporal rank.
Completion of Sniper School- March 15, 1996- May 1996
Upon completion of sniper school received first deployment orders to Panama. Served During the War on Drugs
PANAMA- 28May1996-10Aug1996
First Discharge due to psych eval Sept 1996.
Re-enlistment to Reserve Status in July of 1998
Worked for NC Division of Prisons in Aug 1998-Sept 2001
Received Orders on 13 Sept 2001 for activation for the 75th Ranger RGT.
Deployed to Iraq; Boots on Ground 20 Sept 2001- March 2003
Field Promoted to SSGT August 10, 2003
Rotated home 30days
Deployed to Afghanistan May 2003-May 2004
Came home 2 weeks end of Jan 2004 for daughters arrival
Came home another 2 weeks when tour in Afghanistan ended in May 2004
Deploy Back to Iraq- June 2004- July 2006
Wounded in Downtown Bagdad, Iraq. Five rounds to the chest. Broken sternum, flown to Germany and NUSS device installed.
6-8 weeks Recovery time in Walter Reed Army Hospital for Surgical Procedure and TBI.
Medically Retired 28 Sept 2006
Army Medical

Lake Charles, LA

#170 Feb 15, 2014
Hey Churchie Poo,
I hope you had a wonderful valentines with your fat obese wife.
What did the churches do yesterday?
Did you take her McDonalds?
I hope that for her present you cleaned up that shitty white house with all the inside furniture, outside.
But you probably didn’t, because you are fucking lazy as shit.
With that gut you have, I bet you also have huge problems with penile erectile dysfunction.
You are basically sitting there, unemployed, a failure at everything. Your house looks like a hovel, it looks like a shitpit.
You have failed at everything in your life. Except eating. You have often thought you could out eat the Japanese competitive eater that can eat 20 hotdogs in 60 seconds.
Finally you marry someone younger, and you can finally stop masterbating… because of your 50 inch waist.. your penis stops working.
Here she comes into the bed, fresh from eating chicken wings and wiping her hands on her swollen obese body. She is lathered up in Chicken grease, netter known as “Lenoir Lotion” and begging for Ranger Cock.
And Wee Little Willie is functioning.
Must suck to having nothing working in the household.
Derek- not working
Kiaya – not working..
And now the damn penis is as broken down as the cars parked in front of that hovel you call a house.
Even the penis is unemployed..
Army ATC

Cloverdale, IN

#171 Feb 15, 2014
William Derek Church, how was your Valentines Day? I doubt it was so good for your cow...I mean wife. With you being unable to get your 'erector set' operational, I wonder if she regrets leaving a real man for a lying, neverwas, posing, POS coward?
Army ATC

Cloverdale, IN

#172 Feb 15, 2014
Sorry, William Derek Church. I forgot grossly fat lying, neverwas, posing, POS coward.
Devil Dog

Wellford, SC

#173 Feb 15, 2014
Churchs Claims wrote:
For those that didt see it this is William Derek Church's "record" that he claims. He posted this to rebut him being outted.. NONE of these claims are true.
August 08 1995 Report to Ft. Benning 30th AG for 11B AIT
September 30 1995 Completion of AIT Ft. Benning, received PV3
Airborne School- Immediately following AIT as a volunteer October 1995; Received E-4 Specialist
RIP- Ranger Initiation Processing- Immediately following Airborne School also as a volunteer From End of October 1995- December 1995
ANOC and BNOC- January- February of 1996; upon Completion given Corporal rank.
Completion of Sniper School- March 15, 1996- May 1996
Upon completion of sniper school received first deployment orders to Panama. Served During the War on Drugs
PANAMA- 28May1996-10Aug1996
First Discharge due to psych eval Sept 1996.
Re-enlistment to Reserve Status in July of 1998
Worked for NC Division of Prisons in Aug 1998-Sept 2001
Received Orders on 13 Sept 2001 for activation for the 75th Ranger RGT.
Deployed to Iraq; Boots on Ground 20 Sept 2001- March 2003
Field Promoted to SSGT August 10, 2003
Rotated home 30days
Deployed to Afghanistan May 2003-May 2004
Came home 2 weeks end of Jan 2004 for daughters arrival
Came home another 2 weeks when tour in Afghanistan ended in May 2004
Deploy Back to Iraq- June 2004- July 2006
Wounded in Downtown Bagdad, Iraq. Five rounds to the chest. Broken sternum, flown to Germany and NUSS device installed.
6-8 weeks Recovery time in Walter Reed Army Hospital for Surgical Procedure and TBI.
Medically Retired 28 Sept 2006
Hu

Ive know DEDICATED BOOT LICKERS that could not accomplish a 1/3 of that in that time period.

Five rounds to chest hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah
Even a single hump camel KNOWS how to make a center mass shot
You would have done better to have said a SURE SHOT.
Then jjjuuuuusssstttt maybe some sap would have had sympthy for your lack of real FIELD knowldge!!!!!!
Army Medical

Lake Charles, LA

#174 Feb 15, 2014
It's true, The Church penis is as flaccid as some Angel Hair Pasta
Devil Dog

Wellford, SC

#175 Feb 15, 2014
NO dought if some one LIKE you was Field Promoted to SSGT you woulh have been FRAGGED

95 to 03 service FP to SSGT That ant going to happen

Good news....none

BAD NEWS FROM WHAT BRANCH IT WILL COME FROM
Frankly Opinionated

Santa Rosa Beach, FL

#176 Feb 15, 2014
AND! To this day he has not apologized. He did kinda, sorta, admit that he lied, but there has been NO APOLOGY.
Fire Direction Center, says: Target acquired and verified as "need to remove", No restrictions on Ammunition, fire for effect, fire at will.
For their own good, his parents need to be sent a postcard,(so the mailman can read it too, with the Wanted poster on the back, and a Synopsis on the front,(to the left of the address block).
Frankly Opinionated

Santa Rosa Beach, FL

#177 Feb 15, 2014
Heads up, Y’all:
If anyone is so inclined, He has his own personal postcards, with his very own Wanted Poster embossed on the backside. For the rockbottom low price of 8 Bucks, you can grab an 8 pack of these, ready for you to put an address and a nice message on the front side.
See the postcards here:
http://www.cafepress.com/frankopinions/110865...

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#178 Feb 16, 2014
Love the post cards, wonder how Mom & Dad will like them.
Little birdie told me he was parading around in a Paramedic Uniform again, I guess he will never learn. BTW why doesn't NC or NREMT List you as a Licensed Paramedic. Oh that's Right you never passed the tests. Again FAILURE.

I don't think your lawyer is going to be able to get you anything for a disability, Dumb, Fat, and Lazy is not a Disability. You have made yourself a pretty good career at being a Phony, even though everyone knows your a LIAR

Well Stupid is as Stupid Does and your and your Bride are living proof. I would recommend going to Church today as God is now the only one that will forgive you. The time has long passed for any of us to forgive and forget. You should have some rather interesting visitors this week who would like to know your side of the story. Good Luck with that as they will Know the real Truth before they ever ask you a question.
Marine 1stSgt

Washington, MI

#179 Feb 16, 2014
William! Good morning, dirtbag. It seems we have an entire team here, much like me, willing to do a post or two a day to keep you and your story alive. Iy also seems there more dedicated folks who have taken the initiative (big word, meaning lost on you, never mind, go back to the chicken wings) to take it a step further in your quest for fame. I wish I could be there when the investigative reporter corners you.
I've determined that you are a tad slow, what with a lifetime full of failures, so I'll say it again. This is not going away. Having your better half (funny) go on the blogs and do a half assed apology mixed with a couple of falsehoods is not going to make this go away. YOU need to publicly apologize by publicly categorizing your lies and turning in the Comic Opera uniform you've assembled.
RGR 4-78

Van Buren, AR

#180 Feb 16, 2014
Another day closer to derick's day in the spotlight. Here's to bright and glaring.

Question for you big boy, will you have the guts to sport one of those clown suits during the interview with the invetigative reporter?

Dought it.

derick..a big, ugly, bulkly thingy for drilling and extracting slimy stuff.
OldSoldier54

Las Vegas, NV

#181 Feb 16, 2014
Dear William Derek Church,

Your moment of national fame, or infamy in your case, is soon at hand. You might want to make yourself some 3x5 note cards to help you keep your story straight. You wanted the attention, fool. You're about to get it. LOTS of it.

By the way, Willie Peter is military slang for White Phosphorus that burns insanely hot and is nearly impossible to put out. So keep an ear tuned for that whistling sound. That would be the Willie Pete incoming on your position. Enjoy the heat.

Or, you could, you know, REPENT, apologize and LOSE that abomination you call a uniform in a manner that is verifiable.
Army Medical

Lake Charles, LA

#182 Feb 16, 2014
Would anyone like to take up a collection to fix the flaccid Church Penis?
I figure we could start a go fund me account for him. I am sure he is struggling with erections, based on the fact that his abdomen is almost 60 inches around.
Anyways, I figure we would use the proceeds from the go fund me to buy

1. 2 Popsicle sticks
2. a roll of tape.

Ms. Kiaya Louise Church could put 2 Popsicle sticks on the sides of the shaft and use the tape to make a cast, so that ole' churchie poo has an erect member?
I thin it's worth it to provide harmony for these 2 lovebirds.

Think about it. It's an American Love Story.

Girl meets boy
Boy joins military and trains hard.
Girl gets fat.
Girl cheats on boy with "Fake Soldier"
Girl leaves real Soldier for "Fake Obese Wanna Bee"
Girl Marries obese pig in his full "Costume of ROTC Awards and fake medals"
Girl moves into small white hovel with broken down cars and knee high grass.
Girl gets frustrated Churchie Poo Penis is flaccid.
Fashions 2 popsicle sticks and tape together to please herself.

It's an awesome love story that will win Picture of the year!

William Derek Church. We are never relenting.
Your father should get some registered mail this week. It's just a matter of time until the investigative reporters come by! Don't belive us? See Charles Gregory Banks.

Goodbye you no good bastard.
Wrong again

United States

#183 Feb 16, 2014
He has apologized on facebook today
Frankly Opinionated

Santa Rosa Beach, FL

#184 Feb 16, 2014
Wrong again wrote:
He has apologized on facebook today
Apologized on facebook? That does not count. Only his friends would even see his facebook, and his friends would be, um let's see, there is his wife, the lyin' kiayla, then there is his sockpuppet friend, Will, but no Will died in a skydiving accident, and there is William Derek Church himself. Not much of a friend's list. He has blocked anyone who has come at him with the truth, so no deal on the facebook apology. He has to remove all Ranger paraphernalia from his car, his body, his head, donate all military ribbons, badges, medals, patches, etc. to a Veteran's Service Organization such as VFW, American Legion, etc. and notify Admin at "This Ain't Hell" blog when he has done so, and where he has left them And, change your E-mail header "Wrong Again" William Derek Church. You are not now, never was, nor never could be a Ranger.
And as an added penance, I want an e-mail to me, with you apologizing for suggesting that you might be Rangerific, with that claim that you would bury me under the Darby Queen. Some might have seen that as a threat, but knowing how nutless and insignificant you are, that was no threat to me, just a reinforcement of my seeing you for the liar that you are.
Why the charade? Why use "Wrong Again" as a handle, William Derek Church? That seems to be about the most honest thing you have used to describe yourself, loser.

His name is still up in lights in these two posts:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/...
and this one:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/...
We will not go away.
Army ATC

Cloverdale, IN

#185 Feb 16, 2014
Bull. Just checked his Facebook page and there's nothing on it. And it still isn't enough. The world should be able to see his very public apology. He should also post it at http://thisainthell.us/blog/... and it better be a proper and contrite apology. He also has to turn over those clown suits he has and all the military stuff he's bought and hasn't earned. This is not going away until he does and it will only get worse. William Derek Church, the Round Ranger and liar of Lenoir, you know what you have to do. Quit hiding behind your wife, you worthless coward, and act like a man once in your pathetic life. Check out http://thisainthell.us/blog/ and all the worthless posers that have been outted after you. You are even a loser at being a poser. What a pathetic existence you lead, stealing the valor of real men who have accomplished the deeds you lie about. I know a few of those men. Real men who earned the Purple Heart with the blood they spilled in Iraq and the pain they and their families deal with every single day. And you have the audacity to put that medal on and wear it like it's a party favor. Piss on you William Derek Church.
Army ATC

Cloverdale, IN

#186 Feb 16, 2014
Mention of William Derek Church's Facebook page did turn up something of note. His wife isn't listed on his FB page and hers is down. It's funny that she still has a Facebook page under her ex husbands, a real mans, name complete with all their wedding pictures. I'll bet the regret runs deep in her soul for having left a real man and taken up with a liar and coward like William Derek Church.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#187 Feb 16, 2014
Wrong again wrote:
He has apologized on facebook today
Bzzzzz Nope, but thanks for playing ! Your name is right "Wrong Again"

More BS from the biggest pile of BS.

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