mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#62 Dec 15, 2013
jock wrote:
she is at wal-mart now.
Yea, she has some Christmas money now. She has been working at the pie factory with Lucy.
Strap

Lenoir, NC

#63 Dec 16, 2013
I just saw her going BACK into Mickey D's. Girl sure is hungry.
Mrs Smith

Lenoir, NC

#64 Dec 16, 2013
Pie factory? Maybe that Is why she is gaining weight.
chuck the stud duck

Newland, NC

#65 Dec 16, 2013
i just saw her coming out of the dollar general.
Poor Boy

Lenoir, NC

#66 Dec 16, 2013
I saw her going into the Dollar Tree. She must not have much money. Probably spending too much on fast food.
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#67 Dec 16, 2013
Harold said that Gertie said that Fred said that she buys those 10 pack condoms at Dollar Tree. They blew some up at her birthday party when they ran out of balloons and the helium went right on through them all. Ethel said she hated to waste all those good condoms on her birthday as balloons, even if talking like Donald Duck did make her night a fun one.
Cougar

Lenoir, NC

#68 Dec 16, 2013
Harold, Gertie and Ethel all at the same party??? Bet that was awkward. Was Fred there too?.

Gertie has always sounded like she was talking with helium....as a matter of fact, when we hear someone talking after taking a hit of helium, we call it "doing a Gertie".
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#69 Dec 17, 2013
Cougar wrote:
Harold, Gertie and Ethel all at the same party??? Bet that was awkward. Was Fred there too?.
Gertie has always sounded like she was talking with helium....as a matter of fact, when we hear someone talking after taking a hit of helium, we call it "doing a Gertie".
Fred said the Harold said that Gertie said that Ethel is getting better at helium talk. In fact, she says she is thinking about entering the Helium Talk Festival in Sawmills next summer. You know when a person talks like this, they are getting pretty serious about helium. Gertie is getting real scared at this news.
Cougar

Lenoir, NC

#70 Dec 17, 2013
Competition for Gertie? Bet she hates that....she has won every year since the festival began.
Billy Joe Bob Smith

Lenoir, NC

#71 Dec 18, 2013
I just saw her coming out of the hardware store on 321 with a bunch of 2X4's. Wonder what she is going to build?
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#72 Dec 18, 2013
Billy Joe Bob Smith wrote:
I just saw her coming out of the hardware store on 321 with a bunch of 2X4's. Wonder what she is going to build?
A bright red Christmas dress.
Billy Joe Bob Smith

Lenoir, NC

#73 Dec 18, 2013
I am the first to admit that I don't know much about fashion so can you please tell me how to do this? Are there blueprints?
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#74 Dec 25, 2013
She was last seen traveling down Harper in a big red truck with reindeer horns on the front. Harold said that Gertie said that they were heading north.
Elffie

Lenoir, NC

#75 Dec 25, 2013
Yeah, that is what I heard too...there was a white bearded, portly gentleman with her...
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#76 Dec 26, 2013
Elffie wrote:
Yeah, that is what I heard too...there was a white bearded, portly gentleman with her...
Yes,Harold said that Gertie said that she thought it was Burl Ives. Paco said the Pepino said it was Phil Robertson.
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#77 Dec 26, 2013
Oh hell.....both of those people are wrong. They got pulled over in Gamewell and Jones said that Poarch said that the driver was Grandpappy Amos McCoy
Jim Bob Jones

Lenoir, NC

#78 Dec 26, 2013
mad dog wrote:
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Yes,Harold said that Gertie said that she thought it was Burl Ives. Paco said the Pepino said it was Phil Robertson.
Burl Ives? Amos McCoy??? Gertie appears to be seeing a lot of dead people lately. Has she had a stroke or something? If not, she needs to get her eyes checked...

I guess it could be Phil Robertson....he doesn't seem to have much to do now.
Ellis

Johnson City, TN

#79 Dec 26, 2013
Jim Bob Jones wrote:
<quoted text>
Burl Ives? Amos McCoy??? Gertie appears to be seeing a lot of dead people lately. Has she had a stroke or something? If not, she needs to get her eyes checked...
I guess it could be Phil Robertson....he doesn't seem to have much to do now.
She is with Phil. They were spotted at the State Line, heading towards Mountain City.
Jim Bob Jones

Lenoir, NC

#80 Dec 26, 2013
Ellis wrote:
<quoted text>
She is with Phil. They were spotted at the State Line, heading towards Mountain City.
Well, I guess that answers the original question....No, she is NOT in Lenoir...
mad dog

Taylorsville, NC

#81 Dec 26, 2013
Jim Bob Jones wrote:
<quoted text>
Burl Ives? Amos McCoy??? Gertie appears to be seeing a lot of dead people lately. Has she had a stroke or something? If not, she needs to get her eyes checked...
I guess it could be Phil Robertson....he doesn't seem to have much to do now.
Sometimes dead people can drive just as well as those still alive. Most of the time you can't tell the difference.

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