Lindsey Kidnapped Me!
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Hidden Chang

Morehead, KY

#2 Aug 25, 2012
We were wondering what happened to you.

We were unable to gather any helpful intelligence.

Apparently Lindsey is very clever and resourceful.
Wow

Hillsboro, KY

#3 Aug 25, 2012
How did such a small girl kidnap you? I thought you were stronger than that?

“Minister of Intelligence”

Since: Aug 12

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#4 Aug 25, 2012
I have just completed interrogating some fat fast food workers that were guarding the compound where our leader was held, and which were captured by our forces a few mile from the compound after his daring escape.

Apparently Lindsey had employed the service of a paramilitary group (which I shall not name) which she utilized to capture our leader while he was traveling to observe Chong war games in the Daniel Boone National Forest.

The Glorious Chong Republic has launched a retributive strike against said paramilitary group.

“Concubine of the Great Chong”

Since: Aug 12

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#5 Aug 26, 2012
Glorious Leader, we praise your return. I await your command and long for your seed to make our children and future leaders of the world you control. All Hail Chong. He has returned!

“Minister of Intelligence”

Since: Aug 12

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#6 Aug 26, 2012
The filthy mercenary pigs that were used to capture our leader have been eradicated!

In the early morning hours, The Republic of Chong launched a surprise attack against the mercenary stronghold cleverly hidden beneath the Morehead McDonalds.

All enemy forces there were taken prisoner and the leaders, after a persuasive questioning session, were executed by firing squad at sunrise. The remainder will be used for targets in future Chong war games.

Our Glorious Leader himself will execute judgement against Lindsey at a time he deems fit, for her part in the dastardly scheme.

Let this be a lesson for any who would presume to defy the might of the Chong Republic!

Long live The Republic of Chong!

“Concubine of the Great Chong”

Since: Aug 12

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#10 Aug 26, 2012
Long Live the Republic of Chong!

Our Glorious Leader has cheated death and vengeance has showered down upon those that have tried to destroy him.

“Minister of Intelligence”

Since: Aug 12

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#11 Aug 26, 2012
Masked Chong wrote:
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Good work, Mr. Chang
You are now my new right hand man.
A position once held by your uncle, Mr. Chun.
Before he had a fatal heart attack by looking at that ugly short American Lindsey in that wretched it bookstore.
May you honor his memory.
The legacy of the honorable Chun will be upheld.

My life for The Chong Republic and it's Glorious Leader!
huh

Alto, GA

#12 Aug 26, 2012
who the heck is Lindsey and mr Chun??

Since: Nov 12

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#14 Nov 21, 2012
Something is wrong with you guys. Yall need to get your head checked! Yall are such dumba$$e$. Jeez get a life!!!
duh

Nicholasville, KY

#15 Nov 21, 2012
And yet you reply to a three month old thread.

Sounds like you need to get a life.

Since: Nov 12

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#16 Nov 21, 2012
Nah Im in college and my sorority sistes and I get bored and we look thru old threads.
duh

Cleveland, GA

#17 Nov 22, 2012
derp
lol

United States

#18 Nov 22, 2012
lmao wow

Since: Nov 12

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#19 Nov 22, 2012
duh wrote:
derp
Maybe you should speak english dumba$$
Derp

Winder, GA

#20 Nov 22, 2012
Salt Lick Girl wrote:
Nah Im in college and my sorority sistes and I get bored and we look thru old threads.
You really need to brush up on your grammar, punctuation, and spelling.

And get a life as well...
Lictor

Jakarta, Indonesia

#21 Nov 22, 2012
Salt Lick Girl wrote:
Nah Im in college and my sorority sistes and I get bored and we look thru old threads.
Salt LICK Girl?
You and your sisters wanna lick something salty? Thatll cure your boredom

Since: Nov 12

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#22 Nov 22, 2012
Derp wrote:
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You really need to brush up on your grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
And get a life as well...
Im the one in college not you so I doubt you could even get the min ACT score. I actually got a 36 on my ACT and that's the highest you can get. I also don't speak well on the computer because nobody does! So go suck on that b!tch.

Since: Nov 12

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#23 Nov 22, 2012
Lictor wrote:
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Salt LICK Girl?
You and your sisters wanna lick something salty? Thatll cure your boredom
Yup I wuld love too. I might even do that for my boyfriend tonight! I'll be sure to tell him you recommended it. He'll appreciate that!
Grad student

Wallingford, KY

#24 Nov 23, 2012
Salt Lick Girl wrote:
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I actually got a 36 on my ACT and that's the highest you can get.
Proofless claim means nothing.
Salt Lick Girl wrote:
<quoted text> I also don't speak well on the computer because nobody does!
Hasty generalization.

Since: Nov 12

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#25 Nov 23, 2012
Grad student wrote:
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Proofless claim means nothing.
<quoted text>
Hasty generalization.
This argument is becoming tiring. So from now on I am not replying to this forum. I am 18 and I have classes to get to and I don't have time to argue with unintelligent people. Goodbye.

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