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freakazoid

Dawsonville, GA

#41 Nov 28, 2010
what do you call a goat who gets double the pleasure?
A two peckered billy goat
Poppy
#42 Nov 30, 2010
True Story : Young man has not lost his virginity, so, his buddies and him load up and head of to the big city to give him the experience of a life time, you know, one he will not soon forget. They choose a 'House of Sorts' that used oriental gals. The ladies would start off by washing their client really, really well in the private area, before the fun got started. Well, during the washing portion of his stay, he ejaculated in the young ladie's hand. She politely asked him, "Can you come again?" He looked at her and with all sencerity replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask my friends out there, I rode with them." I promise you, this is a true story!! Poor little backwoods country fellow, lol!!
mom101

Morehead, KY

#43 Nov 30, 2010
Poppy wrote:
True Story : Young man has not lost his virginity, so, his buddies and him load up and head of to the big city to give him the experience of a life time, you know, one he will not soon forget. They choose a 'House of Sorts' that used oriental gals. The ladies would start off by washing their client really, really well in the private area, before the fun got started. Well, during the washing portion of his stay, he ejaculated in the young ladie's hand. She politely asked him, "Can you come again?" He looked at her and with all sencerity replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask my friends out there, I rode with them." I promise you, this is a true story!! Poor little backwoods country fellow, lol!!
LOL! That is so funny! Know any more?
funny stuff

Hillsboro, KY

#44 Nov 30, 2010
lol
slimjim

Wallingford, KY

#45 Dec 1, 2010
yo mama is so skinny she has to hula hoop in a cheerio
true man

Dahlonega, GA

#46 Dec 2, 2010
Cousin Dave had him a real purty black eye. I asks him how he got it 'n he sez his wife dun giv hit to him.
"I thought yore wife wuz off a'visitin' her ole lady", I sez.
"So did I!!!" He sez.
fyi

Morehead, KY

#47 Dec 6, 2010
funny stuff lets hear some more
mom101

Morehead, KY

#48 Dec 7, 2010
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,reflecting on her long life,when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears before her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well,now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really,really rich." *Poof*
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
She smiles and says, "Gee,I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,beautiful princess." *Poof*
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then, the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh...can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.*Poof* There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him,smitten.He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"
joker

Danielsville, GA

#49 Dec 8, 2010
Q. Why is womens feet shorter than mens?

A. So they can stand closer to the sink.

Come on, thats funny.
mom101

Lexington, KY

#50 Jan 6, 2011
Uncle Jed: My old wooden leg pained me something fierce last night.

Doc Adams: How can a wooden leg hurt?

Uncle Jed: My old lady hit me over the head with it!
2cool

Grayson, KY

#51 Jan 7, 2011
that is hilarious!
2cool

Nicholasville, KY

#52 Jan 8, 2011
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb,she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car,and she doesn't even have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb,she has a cellular phone antenna on her car,and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "That's nothin',my wife is so dumb,she carries a purse full of rubbers,and she doesn't even have a penis!"
silly me

Olive Hill, KY

#53 Jan 8, 2011
this middle age man was walking along the beach one day and stumbled upon a genie bottle he could'nt wait to get it open, when he did out comes the genie he said i will grant you three wishes, the man thaught for a moment and said i want to be really rich, poof he had millions of dollars, the genie said now your second wish, he said i want to be the most handsome guy on this beach, poof he was very hansome he looked better than any guy on the beach, the genie said o.k now your third wish, he looks all around and spots the most beautiful blonde he had ever saw he said i wish to have my face between her legs, poof he turned him into a kotex.
2cool

Nicholasville, KY

#54 Jan 9, 2011
that's a good one!LOL!
LOL

New Baltimore, MI

#56 Jan 10, 2011
What's the useless piece of skin around a pu#$y?

The woman
crazy bitch

Olive Hill, KY

#57 Jan 10, 2011
whats the useless piece of skin around a mans di(:?

the man lol!!!!!!!!!!

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