happy kwanzaa!
Leon Harrison

Hamilton, OH

#1 Dec 24, 2008
EKMBBC CAPT. L. HARRISON, G.C.M.
EKM BUCKEYE BUREAU
WEST CARROLLTON, OHIO
24 DEC. 2008, 17:44 HRS. WCOH TIME
TO: CARNEYS, ACWORTH, GA.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE TO THEE. DARK OUT NOW. JAZZ CDS SHUFFLE ON MY STEREO. WARMER AND WETTER OUTSIDE, TODAY, IN THE 40'S F. TODAY'S SIT REP AND SUCK-UP REPORT AS FOLLOWS: AFTER EKMBBC'S ARRIVAL AT MA COON MANOR, AND DAYTON DAILY SNOOZE AND USA TODAY RESEARCH, HE HAD TO CONVERSE WITH AND LISTEN TO THE QUEEN MAMA AND DEBRA SUE TOO. YESTERDAY, DEC. 23, WAS LAST SUV PRODUCTION DAY AT MORAINE, OHIO, WHEN THE VERY LAST WHITE TRUCK WENT DOWN THE ASSEMBLY LINE, ENDING 27 YEARS OF VEHICLE [S-10 PICKUP AND SUV] PRODUCTION AT THAT OLD FORMER PLANT #3 FRIGIDAIRE FACTORY; IN WHICH THE EKMBBC FIRST WORKED OVER 40 YEARS AGO, LIKE YA KNOW, HELPING TO ASSEMBLE DISHWASHERS, CLOTHES DRIERS, RANGES AND WALL OVENS. TODAY, WE ALL ONCE AGAIN GOT INTO MOM'S BYOOOOK LESAYBRO' LIMOUSINE, BIG BILL DRIVER DRIVING, DEBRA AND MOM SITTING IN BACK, LITTLE BUDDY IN FRONT, AND TOOK UNION ROAD SOUTH TO GET SOME GASOLINE AT THE W.C. BP STATION, THEREBY WASTING GASOLINE AND POLLUTING AND POISONING THE NATION WHILE HURTING MOTHER EARTH. AFTER FUELING UP, WE WENT TO THE MIAMISBURG PLAZA FOR FINE DINING AT THE STAGECOACH RESTAURANT, EATING OUR FILL AND LEAVING A GENEROUS TIP WHILE PAYING THE BILL.
THIS WAS FOLLOWED BY BROWSING AND BUYING INSIDE THE NEARBY FAMILY DOLLAR STORE, WHERE WE PICKED UP SOME SNACK AND EVEN MORE CHEAP CHINESE IMPORTS, OF COURSE. LIKE BEERMAN'S AND K-MART, THIS DOLLAR STORE IS MOM'S TERRITORY, SHE BEING A SMART PROFESSIONAL SHOPPER, LIKE MOST OF THOSE WOMEN FOLKS. I ALSO HOPE THAT I DO NOT EAT THIS WHOLE BOX OF CHEEZITS WHILE RELAXING AND LAYING BACK AND STARING AT MY TV SCREEN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WHO NEEDS DISNEY WORLD WHEN YOU GOT THE MIAMISBURG PLAZA TO HANG OUT AT? WE HAD A NICE LONG DRIVE UP AND DOWN UNION ROAD THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE. BEFORE OUR RETURN TO THE CLAYTON CASTLE, WE STOPPED AT THE UNITED DAIRY FARMERS STORE, WHEREIN LEON BOUGHT A COUPLE OF CONTAINERS OF ICE CREAM WITH MILK FOR MOM AND HER GUESTS. DEBRA SUE SUSPECTS THAT MOM WILL BE AWAKENING SHE AND BILL AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO OPEN UP THEIR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, AS IS USUALLY DONE BY HER FOR FUN, AND AS BEEN HER HABIT DURING THE PAST 90 YEARS OR SO, LIKE YA KNOW. DUKE LEON KIDDED THEM ABOUT HIM GETTING THERE ABOUT "NOONISH", WHICH IS NOT TOO SOONISH, AND NOT TO OPEN THEIR GIFTS UNTIL AFTER HE GETS THERE. THEY WOULD NOT DARE! NOT THAT HE'D ENJOY MAKING THEM WAIT FOR LEON THE GREAT. AH, THIS IS LIVING AND ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS WHEN SISTER JANET ANN AND THE CARNEY CLAN VISITED WITH US THIS PAST THANKSGIVING; ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IS WAS CHEAPER FOR ME. OF COURSE, YOUR BBC HAS BEEN DOING HIS JOURNALISTIC DUTY BY TAKING DIGITAL IMAGES TO DOWNLOAD, SAVE, STORE AND SHARE; AND TO E-MAIL AND SNAIL MAIL VIA COMPACT DISKS. HE SHALL EVEN SPEND MORE WHEN HE ONCE AGAIN STARTS GETTING CREATIVE INSIDE THE KROGER STORE, WHEN HE LOADS THEM INTO ONE OF THOSE KODAK PICTURE-MAKER MACHINES AND STARTS CROPPING AND ADDING HIS CLEVER COMICAL CAPTIONS TO THEM. IS THIS RAVING? IS IT WORTH PRINTING AND SAVING? HEY, IT'S FREE FROM ME! A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU FROM LEON, THE QUEEN MAMA, BILL DRIVER, AND LTC DEBRA SUE HARRISON. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL FROM US. AND HAPPY KWANZAA TOO, FROM ME AND MOM AND BILL AND DEBRA SUE! I ALSO HOPE THAT YOU GET ENOUGH STUFF. I SHOULD BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TOO GOOD, THROUGH NO CHOICE OF MY OWN, BEING RETIRED AND STAYING HOME ALONE, AND STAYING SOBER WHILE HANGING OUT INSIDE KROGER, STAYING OUT OF THE BARS AND MY LITTLE HHR CAR.
EKMBBC CAPT. L. HARRISON, G.C.M.
EKM BUCKEYE BUREAU
WEST CARROLLTON, OHIO
HAPPY KWANZAA!
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Laughing

Easley, SC

#2 Dec 25, 2008
Very racist and offensive...hell I'm white, and I think this is uncalled for...
Fan of Leon The Man

Cincinnati, OH

#3 Dec 26, 2008
Laughing wrote:
Very racist and offensive...hell I'm white, and I think this is uncalled for...
Too bad for you. Boofuckinhoo. Can you sue? Call the ACLU? Call Jesse Jive Jackson for some action and satisfaction? Is Obamy yo' Mammie?
Laughing

Easley, SC

#4 Dec 29, 2008
This is the reason why we need a welfare state...for me to work my ass off to pay idiots like this (toothless, unemployed, racist rednecks who's wives pop out kids like Pez) to put garbage like this out for the masses to see. No wonder we can't get anywhere socially in this country.
Laughing

Easley, SC

#6 Dec 29, 2008
My point has been reiterated yet again...
Fan of Leon The Man

New Carlisle, OH

#11 Jan 16, 2009
WOW! The cyber-turd looked inside a dictionary and learned itself a new word!

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