The man upstairs isn't human

The man upstairs isn't human

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Louis Cypher


#1 Jun 21, 2006
In the still life painting that is Montverde, they’re there; off the beaten path of scrambled eggs in premium dirt. They’re in the blue air ether of mackerel sky (watch out for the bones) turning a wild sapphire at the approach of gloaming hours, their large black and soulless peepers taking a gander at life below, you and me and Mucus in an alien Petri dish culture. These are, of course, the grey skinned and flannel suited occupants of UFOria, saucers and stogies and obtuse triangular craft, who are trying to peel back my tin foiled porkpie to read aloud the Circle of Willis and whatever else is on my mind. I keep leeches on my bloodshot eyes, tracking devices in my arms and three pairs of fortified underpants between me and “The Probe”. But why oh why Montverde? Why are the skies here spangled with these craft? Blimey(pardon my English)! The truth here is just a bit too real….

“It is meat, not milk.”

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