There has been a serious crime commited

There has been a serious crime commited

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Think about it

Somerset, KY

#3 May 5, 2008
William Brown wrote:
I am unable to shake my tight ass up and down main street teasing all the young boys into thinking I might have a vagina, due to the fact someone has stole my applebottom jeans. I worked very hard for these designer duds - I have developed a severe case of lock jaw and arthritis in my knees as a result. I think Danny Joe Poore could be responsible due to the fact I heard him saying around town that his [email protected]@ could look better than mine if only he had a pair of applebottoms. Most of us out there know than Danny Joe Poore's man whorin is only capable of landing fiesta platters at the taco bell. So if anyone has saw Danny Joe in a pair of applebottoms please contact Ralph Miniard at the Monticello Police Department - Minard said he would not sleep until the responsible party was prosecuted for this most tragic crime.
This is not William. How dare you put this on here. Are you that jealous that he dares to be himself and not pretend to be what you think he should be?
good- luck

Manchester, KY

#8 May 5, 2008
I saw a mexican running down the street today in front of rite-aid today carring a bag of charcoal in one hand,and a pair of applebottom jeans in the hand,no i mean on the other hook.
rush

London, KY

#9 May 9, 2008
good- luck wrote:
I saw a mexican running down the street today in front of rite-aid today carring a bag of charcoal in one hand,and a pair of applebottom jeans in the hand,no i mean on the other hook.
I know he said something about wearing them jeans to the fiesta in dons a$$ he didnt want to put them on until after he had maneuvered around debbies nose for fear of getting them dirty
LISA

Louisville, KY

#10 May 2, 2009
Think about it wrote:
<quoted text>This is not William. How dare you put this on here. Are you that jealous that he dares to be himself and not pretend to be what you think he should be?
That's just it, he's not being himself because he is a man.
A man trying to be a woman.
How could you be jealouse of someone who could NEVER be what they want?

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