i have a hairy butt hole what should ...

i have a hairy butt hole what should i use to rid myself of the hair?

Created by problem on Sep 17, 2010

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salt peter


have you ever

Stanford, KY

#1 Sep 17, 2010
have you ever

Stanford, KY

#2 Sep 17, 2010
or get about 10 goats and turn them loose on your ass and let them graze for about a month.

Russell Springs, KY

#3 Sep 17, 2010
WTF grasshoppers?? Please enlighten me as to how grasshoppers could possibly solve your hairy situation?
butt hole waxer

Tacoma, WA

#4 Sep 17, 2010
how in the hell do you know you have a hairy butt hole
what about

Stanford, KY

#5 Sep 17, 2010
how about all those bedbugs everybody has been talking about? They might not take the hair off but your ass would itch so bad you would scratch the hide off it and the hair would go will it. Or as dry as the weather is have you thought about a brush fire, that should get rid of it in no time. Have somebody stand by with a water hose so it doesn't get out of hand [the fire]. You might want to hold other things in hand,

New Smyrna Beach, FL

#6 Sep 17, 2010
weed wacker??????????

Russell Springs, KY

#7 Sep 17, 2010
Why not try laser hair removal if it bothers you that bad?
problem solved

Leavenworth, IN

#8 Sep 19, 2010
you need prison life.
good one

Clarkson, KY

#9 Sep 19, 2010
Rubbing alcohol and a corn cob. You can figure the rest out!

London, KY

#10 Sep 19, 2010
how about submitting yourself to gay marriage

London, KY

#11 Sep 19, 2010
Bleach Bleach Bleach. That will do it, Plus you will have a pretty white one that know one will be able to resist!!!

Gray, KY

#12 Sep 22, 2010
go up missouri hollar go to the top of the first big hill and look to the right the first house on the right i think its the morris every one of them is gay and can shave your as/

London, KY

#13 Sep 22, 2010
If it was as many grasshoppers that plagued the plains during the Dusk Bowl then that might work. Just donn't get a bunch of them little fellows lodged, that's animal cruelty.

London, KY

#14 Sep 22, 2010
A good long night of big man lovin is all it would take. Them azz hairs would burn off like a brush pile. Never have to worry bout no hair growin on that azz again. Just give me yer phone number and I'll get you hooked up. Wonnt cost you nothin. Thats what neighbors are for.
ky chrome

Whitley City, KY

#15 Sep 23, 2010
try duct tape! it fixes anything over here in mccreary.

Clarkson, KY

#16 Sep 23, 2010
ky chrome wrote:
try duct tape! it fixes anything over here in mccreary.
Is that what you wide a$$ wife uses?

London, KY

#17 Sep 25, 2010
I will pray for you, works everytime.

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