Why do FARTS smell?
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“Eagle is in the HOUSE...!!!!”

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#1 May 28, 2012
What is the purpose of that horrible stench? There has to be a reason for it.

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#2 May 28, 2012
Defense mechanism???

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#3 May 29, 2012
Yes, thus driving intruder away

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#4 May 29, 2012
Mating scent?

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#5 May 29, 2012
The sound carries a long way through the forrest

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#6 May 30, 2012
I love farting in a aisle @ Walmart , then hiding & watching people walk thru the haze & those looks on Thier faces...!!!!! Priceless disgust. Just keeping it simple.
Because

Somerset, KY

#8 May 31, 2012
of all the beer and pickeled eggs.Lol

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#9 May 31, 2012
Wet fart..??? Yucky but smelly

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#10 May 31, 2012
Shart...
AKA trouser chili
Observer

London, KY

#11 May 31, 2012
Chunky with beans
Beaver Cleaver

London, KY

#12 Jun 1, 2012
Brown air, does it truly exist ?

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#13 Jun 1, 2012
Mine usually exists within a green fog
Beaver Cleaver

London, KY

#14 Jun 1, 2012
Pibbstraa wrote:
Mine usually exists within a green fog
A Geiger counter may be needed, something smells odd here.

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#16 Jun 2, 2012
Radioactive gas? Brilliant weapon

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#17 Jun 2, 2012
The accompanying pile of brown sludge can be quite the problem though.

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#18 Jun 2, 2012
Farts cannot smell..so they have to stink!

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#19 Jun 2, 2012
Bet fallout can be treacherous ,

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#20 Jun 2, 2012
Wings of a Dove wrote:
Farts cannot smell..so they have to stink!
*facepalm*
You win....

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#21 Jun 2, 2012
Magnum Fortune wrote:
Bet fallout can be treacherous ,
Just shake it out ur pantleg
lollol

Bowling Green, KY

#22 Jun 2, 2012
The dreaded message from the underworld can make you blush laugh gag and run ha what a weird topic lol

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