Drunk man found at grocery store eati...

Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

There are 53 comments on the El Paso Times story from Aug 25, 2009, titled Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.

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“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#23 Aug 27, 2009
the avacados are on sale and I loaded up, tomorrow is guacamole and as for the beer,

I just read that it wards off dementia
woops

Perkasie, PA

#24 Aug 27, 2009
carlyg wrote:
What about the people who eat the grapes and share with their kids?
hey, leave me out of this..

carlyg

“Is this a vork?”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#25 Aug 28, 2009
woops wrote:
<quoted text>hey, leave me out of this..
lol!
Proff Louie alternator

Bethlehem, PA

#26 Aug 28, 2009
I hope they let him have the pit,so he can put it in a glass with tooth pick holder uppers,,,,?(as a keepsake)(for goodness sake, ;),,,
Beckys Johnson

Scottsdale, AZ

#28 Aug 28, 2009
harleyhoney wrote:
I like to keyster bannana's cause I'm bringing sexy back!(cucumber too)
Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
Richard Simmons

Buffalo, NY

#29 Aug 28, 2009
Beckys Johnson wrote:
<quoted text>
Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
It's EASY! Even 2,3, or 4!

“1943-2013”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#31 Aug 28, 2009
Beckys Johnson wrote:
<quoted text>
Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
I could eat a fresh peach

“It's Me Again.....”

Since: Aug 09

Inglewood, California

#32 Aug 28, 2009
Lol... a man's gotta eat...

If I were him, I would have taken a stroll through the Chip area too....
muffin crumbs

United States

#33 Aug 28, 2009
nodaks eat avocado's?
happy to hear he has a varied diet. drunks can't live on junk alone.

carlyg

“Is this a vork?”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#35 Aug 28, 2009
harleyhoney wrote:
I like to keyster bannana's cause I'm bringing sexy back!(cucumber too)
Oh, thats nice!

carlyg

“Is this a vork?”

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#36 Aug 28, 2009
harleyhoney wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually, I am usually eating the avacado it goes good with the cucumber afterwards! Damn I'm sexy!
Please don't tell us what your doing with the lettuce! Fu#$!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#37 Aug 28, 2009
Otis Campbell lives...
Do Not Inhale

Inkster, MI

#39 Aug 29, 2009
Beckys Johnson wrote:
<quoted text>
Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
I'm stickin' with Billy Clinton...I much prefer cigars after they have returned from being up in there. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#40 Aug 29, 2009
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>
I could eat a fresh peach
you are a tease..!!

up here, they try to sell these hard peaches, like they'll soften up in the window..yeah, right.

I LOVE peaches, juicy ones, you take a bite and the juice is just -

yeah, you get the picture. thanks for sharing!!

Summit Avenue

Eden Prairie, MN

#41 Sep 2, 2009
This story is in the El Paso Times and it takes place in North Dakota?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#42 Sep 2, 2009
Summit Avenue wrote:
This story is in the El Paso Times and it takes place in North Dakota?
And you're in Minnesota? How odd.
Harleys Mom

Huntington, NY

#43 Sep 2, 2009
Dang!
Looks like I'm gonna hafta bail my daughter outta jail again!
Summit Avenue

Eden Prairie, MN

#44 Sep 2, 2009
The bigger question is: is there a madman in Mandan? If so, why?

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#45 Sep 2, 2009
now if he'd have been eating water melons,,,,, i might have taken him home!! lol
Summit Avenue

Eden Prairie, MN

#46 Sep 2, 2009
Isn't there an Indian reservation in Mandan? I seem to recall one there.

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