Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

Full story: El Paso Times

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.
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“"you're not the boss of me"”

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yep, right, uh huh

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#23
Aug 27, 2009
 
the avacados are on sale and I loaded up, tomorrow is guacamole and as for the beer,

I just read that it wards off dementia
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#24
Aug 27, 2009
 
carlyg wrote:
What about the people who eat the grapes and share with their kids?
hey, leave me out of this..

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#25
Aug 28, 2009
 
woops wrote:
<quoted text>hey, leave me out of this..
lol!
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#26
Aug 28, 2009
 
I hope they let him have the pit,so he can put it in a glass with tooth pick holder uppers,,,,?(as a keepsake)(for goodness sake, ;),,,
Beckys Johnson

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#28
Aug 28, 2009
 
harleyhoney wrote:
I like to keyster bannana's cause I'm bringing sexy back!(cucumber too)
Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
Richard Simmons

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#29
Aug 28, 2009
 
Beckys Johnson wrote:
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Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
It's EASY! Even 2,3, or 4!

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#31
Aug 28, 2009
 
Beckys Johnson wrote:
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Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
I could eat a fresh peach

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#32
Aug 28, 2009
 
Lol... a man's gotta eat...

If I were him, I would have taken a stroll through the Chip area too....
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#33
Aug 28, 2009
 
nodaks eat avocado's?
happy to hear he has a varied diet. drunks can't live on junk alone.

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Aug 28, 2009
 
harleyhoney wrote:
I like to keyster bannana's cause I'm bringing sexy back!(cucumber too)
Oh, thats nice!

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Aug 28, 2009
 
harleyhoney wrote:
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Actually, I am usually eating the avacado it goes good with the cucumber afterwards! Damn I'm sexy!
Please don't tell us what your doing with the lettuce! Fu#$!

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#37
Aug 28, 2009
 
Otis Campbell lives...
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#39
Aug 29, 2009
 
Beckys Johnson wrote:
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Ever try to get an avocado up in there?
I'm stickin' with Billy Clinton...I much prefer cigars after they have returned from being up in there. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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yep, right, uh huh

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#40
Aug 29, 2009
 
skipper wrote:
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I could eat a fresh peach
you are a tease..!!

up here, they try to sell these hard peaches, like they'll soften up in the window..yeah, right.

I LOVE peaches, juicy ones, you take a bite and the juice is just -

yeah, you get the picture. thanks for sharing!!

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#41
Sep 2, 2009
 
This story is in the El Paso Times and it takes place in North Dakota?

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#42
Sep 2, 2009
 
Summit Avenue wrote:
This story is in the El Paso Times and it takes place in North Dakota?
And you're in Minnesota? How odd.
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#43
Sep 2, 2009
 
Dang!
Looks like I'm gonna hafta bail my daughter outta jail again!
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#44
Sep 2, 2009
 
The bigger question is: is there a madman in Mandan? If so, why?

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#45
Sep 2, 2009
 
now if he'd have been eating water melons,,,,, i might have taken him home!! lol
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#46
Sep 2, 2009
 
Isn't there an Indian reservation in Mandan? I seem to recall one there.

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