That's just insane. Any competent scientist (who isn't being paid off by the Illuminati) knows that water fluoridation is the insidious mechanism designed to turn red-blooded American men gay and pave the way for an eventual Communist takeover.<quoted text>
You crack us up.
Go ahead, believe there are secret govt docs detailing a plan to turn us homosexual by making us drink juice out of a plastic lined box.
The rest of us will continue on...
And I for one will not stand idly by while they sap and impurify all my precious bodily fluids.