Former--Do you ever blush?<quoted text>
Are we talking about your face?
HughBe--- Yes dear, I BRUSH daily.
Former---How can you tell?
HughBe--- The glow of the BLACK polished skin gets brighter.
Former--Are we talking about your face?
HughBe---I am talking about the forefront of by backside. It is so shine and black that it has a split. Yours is so white that there is no split there. Do you now understand your problem?
much love, dearest Hugh.