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JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46690 Jan 7, 2013
HughBe wrote:
<quoted text>

Frijoles however his loss of sexual urge and loss of inclinations is ONLY for women.
If this is true about Papa (Frijoles) then how did he produce me?

From thin air or from nothing like your extra-cosmic god?

Look, you must not make a mountain out of a mole hole.

There are far more serious issues like incest, inbreeding, hypogamy, cruelty, murder, bigotry, hatred, rape, oppression and ruthlessness before which homosexuality pales and can be considered a minor deviation in the polarity of the vital-mind force field.

However, gays and straight people should abstain from damaging anal sex.

Now, tell us about your very serious personality defects.

Can you also list the failures and shortcomings of your mangod, Jesus?
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46691 Jan 7, 2013
Hugh,

Stop being an ugly black bitch.

(smiles)
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46692 Jan 7, 2013
DEAR HUGH IS A EUNUCH:

Dear Hugh came calling with his limp dick in his black hand,

He tried all the tricks but couldn't make it stand,

Huge tears trickled down his tar-black cheeks,

His impotent condition remained unchanged for weeks,

Forlorn and frustrated at his impotence he got himself castrated,

With his new "black hole" he roams the mean streets with other cruffs of his kind,

Clapping and winking at guys he earns good money selling his hind.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46693 Jan 7, 2013
Oops I messed up the rhyming of the limerick on dear Hugh.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46694 Jan 7, 2013
Hug Hugh.

(smiles)

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

Location hidden

#46695 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Squeak.
absolutely.
rabbee yehoshooah adam

Denver, CO

#46696 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Bare no fruit? Bare - To expose? You mean - bear no fruit, right?
Prophecies are hogwash and very rarely fulfil themselves.
It's now time to get down to action.
Get it?
rabbee: yes and you have boared, your not having any real fruit exposed. for i would never, accuse you of, being a bear. and your hogwashing attempts, to discredit prophecy. kind of disappears, with my being here again. no matter what all of you, pseudonomists have to say. as your conjure up your own myth, to try and mythicize me. but guess what, i am here. exactly at the same time, as G-D gave the same story of creation here in IT. no matter how much all you pseudonomists lie about it.
rabbee yehoshooah adam

Denver, CO

#46698 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
What has the Torah done for the world? Nothing, nothing at all. It's a book of mass superstition interspersed with tranches of evil.
rabbee: well first of all, none of you or your grandmother would physically be here again for one thing. but do not say, that TheTorah has done nothing. to your choice of being, a nobody here in IT again. and your and everyone elses idolatry, is the cause of the total lack of peace here in IT again. and sorry to tell you, i am not just an ordinary real genuine living superstition as you claim. as it is obvious that your idolatry, does not want to comprehend being here in TheStory of Creation all over again.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46699 Jan 7, 2013
Frijoles wrote:
<quoted text>

absolutely.
Thank you.
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46700 Jan 7, 2013
Hugh dear,

How's your hind business doing?

(smiles)
Pedo

Las Cruces, NM

#46701 Jan 7, 2013
I am from India.
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#46703 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
DEAR HUGH IS A EUNUCH:
Dear Hugh came calling with his limp dick in his black hand,
He tried all the tricks but couldn't make it stand,
Huge tears trickled down his tar-black cheeks,
His impotent condition remained unchanged for weeks,
Forlorn and frustrated at his impotence he got himself castrated,
With his new "black hole" he roams the mean streets with other cruffs of his kind,
Clapping and winking at guys he earns good money selling his hind.
Brilliant and funny, dear Joel. I gave you the funny icon.
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#46704 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Hug Hugh.
(smiles)
and hold him dear to your heart.
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#46705 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Hugh dear,
How's your hind business doing?
(smiles)
Not too well because you are my principal customer and you are not flying frequently to Jamaica anymore to get your much needed satisfaction. You are too CHEAP.
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#46706 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
<quoted text>
If this is true about Papa (Frijoles) then how did he produce me?
From thin air or from nothing like your extra-cosmic god?
Look, you must not make a mountain out of a mole hole.
There are far more serious issues like incest, inbreeding, hypogamy, cruelty, murder, bigotry, hatred, rape, oppression and ruthlessness before which homosexuality pales and can be considered a minor deviation in the polarity of the vital-mind force field.
However, gays and straight people should abstain from damaging anal sex.
Now, tell us about your very serious personality defects.
Can you also list the failures and shortcomings of your mangod, Jesus?
HughBe---Frijoles however his loss of sexual urge and loss of inclinations is ONLY for women.

Joel--If this is true about Papa (Frijoles) then how did he produce me? From thin air or from nothing like your extra-cosmic god?

HughBe--- No dear, your are a product of anal artificial insemination. You are a prototype.
HughBe

Kingston, Jamaica

#46707 Jan 7, 2013
JOEL wrote:
Hugh,
Stop being an ugly black bitch.
(smiles)
I can't help being BLACK it is only natural. Recall, I left the bitch thing to you and papa Frijoles .
idgaf

Tewksbury, MA

#46708 Jan 7, 2013
Gtown71 wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not totaly cleaOING TO GET THIS MARRIAGE.
I moved out the next morning. Cont..........
"Beware of false prophets!"

Have you ever sat back and thought that a prophet spoke to people and got a lot of people to follow him. Isn't this what humans were warned against? Follow me? God is over here. Is it possible that a prophet led humanity in the wrong direction as we were warned not to go?
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46709 Jan 7, 2013
Ha ha ha ha....
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46710 Jan 7, 2013
Pedo wrote:
I am from India.
Namaste jee.

Aap kaise hai?

Aap ka shubh naam kya hai?
JOEL

Mumbai, India

#46711 Jan 7, 2013
HughBe wrote:
<quoted text>

Brilliant and funny, dear Joel.

I gave you the funny icon.
Thank you, dear.

Your funniness inspires me to be funny.

I hope you're not an Easter Bunny.

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