So in your mind, the straight man doesn't count? I'm shocked....<quoted text>
So, if you're "literally a lesbian", and you are married to a woman, AND you have a vagina, then you and your wife are THE poster children for same-sex marriage.
"In the End" you are a hypocrite.
If we followed your lack of reasoning, I'd be on a polygamous relationship, not a SS couple.
However, the straight man is on the marriage license, not the slut lesbian.