Ok you want a serious answer?<quoted text>
Why can't I marry my sister? You refuse to say.
Your "marry my goat" argument was a real doozy!
Start a petition to put it on a ballot, it will be like taking a survey and you will get a LOT of answers.:)
Have your sister there with you when you do it too, that will make it a LOT funnier, please take video, get Google-glass because we will want to see the feed direct.
Make sure you tell people about the slippery slope and that you are asking because of Same Sex Marriage
My opinion doesnít matter, get a general public opinion.
( but please get Google-glass first, we want to watch )