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There are 11 comments on the NBC 4 Washington, DC story from Jun 25, 2008, titled Man Attacks Store Clerk With Banana - News Story - WRC | Washin.... In it, NBC 4 Washington, DC reports that:

Frederick County sheriff's deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.

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Oh Well

Germantown, MD

#2 Jun 25, 2008

Fredericksburg, VA

#3 Jun 25, 2008
Um...didn't Monty Python do a skit of this?

Derwood, MD

#4 Jun 25, 2008
too funny

Woodbridge, VA

#5 Jun 25, 2008
'The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split.' Great news humor!! Didn't the clerk also whip him with the cream?[Thankfully the clerk didn't have a melt-down]
G L Rockwell

Cockeysville, MD

#6 Jun 25, 2008
must have been a big knife the store clerk pulled to back off a thug with a banana. How big was that banana? Next time bring a real weapon, a rock or something. Being charged with armed robbery by banana will get the poor guy drummed out of prison society. This is an embrassment for armed robbers and decent crooks everywhere.

Woodbridge, VA

#7 Jun 25, 2008
Banana's must now be banned!! We must at the very least impose Banana Control on these dangerous and potentially deadly fruits!!
Right On


#8 Jun 25, 2008
This is way too easy:) What race was the robber? Did he swing into the store on a vine?
Right On


#9 Jun 25, 2008
Was it Tarzan, Cheetah, Jane or one of the Natives?

Severn, MD

#10 Jun 25, 2008
You made a funny... Banana split.

United States

#11 Jun 27, 2008
This is directly out of a Monty Python skit. How to defend yourself from a man armed with a piece of fruit. It didn't work on the show, why did he think it would work in real life?
Montgomery Cop

Washington, DC

#12 Jun 28, 2008
Oh Well wrote:
This is similar in principle to that crummy miguel montez flores who is an ms-13 hood from mexico that likes to pandhandle and start trouble at the 7-11 stores. He was arrested more than 58 times since he was 14 and he is now 36. That tells you there that he likes crime. Over seven times with our encounters with him he has assaulted some of our staff while trying to escape from our custody. He tried to grab some money from a drawer while he was trying to flee, carjack a lady down the road, rob a store and leave the general area. I am glad that he is in prison and he will be deported back to mexico. I personally want him to do his time back in mexico in a cell with a dirty toilet bowl along with mice and rats on the floor and he can sleep on a mat with bugs and roaches on it. With the crimes that he committed, he deserves it.

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